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Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:19:21


BUFFALO
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Love is a primal animalistic trait of the past. The Humans of today should continue it's societal, mental, and cultural development. Here I propose criminalizing love, and all forms of sex, including masturbation.


1. Sex is punishable by 3 years in prison. Continued offences result in the death penalty.


2. Marriage is completely abolished. Any and all celebrations of love is outlawed. This includes valentines day.


3. For now on, the government will be in charge of population control and human reproduction. Males will be milked and females will be inseminated. Neither party will know who their reproduction partner is. The government will then breed a new superior human. Once we successfully develop a new sub-species of human, we'll exterminate the rest.


4. Virgins (all you guys reading this) will be rewarded with higher status. Non-virgins are barred from ever holding any position of authority, including but not limited to, police, politician, president, judges, jury, business owner, and CEO.


5. If you reproduce (have a baby), you, your partner(s), the offspring, and your entire family will be publicly executed.



Tabby, am I doing it right?

Edited 11/28/2016 01:22:47
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:23:16

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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I do believe that sex will be abolished one day. However just like drugs it should not be abolished using the criminal law.

As for your point 3, there is no need to exterminate the rest of humanity. Controlling reproduction is sufficient. We can exterminate a gene forever without killing any human. If the state controls reproduction it can easily prevent anyone from breeding without that person knowing it. To exterminate a gene, just make sure that people with that gene do not reproduce and it will be gone.

Edited 11/28/2016 01:27:20
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:27:24


BUFFALO
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Yeah, I suppose extermination is a little unnecessary. However, how will we abolish sex without criminal law? Perhaps genital mutilation so they can't at all?
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:28:01

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^Transhumanism. Eliminate sexual urges completely. Modified humans should not even have gender nor sexual organs. Sex will become obsolete naturally.

Manipulating genetic information to improve humans is better than sexual reproduction.

Edited 11/28/2016 01:30:25
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:30:27


BUFFALO
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Were not at that technological level yet. Baby steps. As I said, perhaps we should surgically eliminate the parts of the human body that allow for orgasm.
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:31:21

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^Not right now. If we do so now people will start a revolt. Please don't underestimate how crazy humans can be for sexual reasons. Let it come naturally without any announcements.

I'm less interested in banning things than making them impossible or at least unprofitable.

Edited 11/28/2016 01:34:27
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:35:32


BUFFALO
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But, Tabby! We're at a crucial point in human history. The planet is getting severely over-populated! Countries like North Korea are already suited in position to enact laws like this!
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:36:08

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^The world is NOT overpopulated. Well, Africa is but most of the world is not.

Edited 11/28/2016 01:36:31
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:39:22


BUFFALO
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India, Bangladesh, and many parts of China are not over-populated? Even if they're not, it's still good to cleanse the gene pools of certain places like Africa where sexual disease is rampant. Also, sex-centered religions like Islam are infecting our planet. Don't you think canine ideologies like these should be stopped before they're too powerful?
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:41:32


BUFFALO
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STOP EDITING UR COMMENTS AND STAND BY UR WORD, TABBY! ur acting like a conformist collectivist right now
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:43:37

wct
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^^ Yes, I think you're doing it right. lol

Edited 11/28/2016 01:43:52
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 01:43:42

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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The Chinese population is almost certainly going to decrease soon due to its low total fertility rate (TFR).

India and Bangladesh do need to have a TFR of almost 2.1 though. However they will get there naturally. Many Muslim countries such as Iran have low fertility rate.

The only place where people usually breed like rabbits is black Africa and certain religious sects.

All canine ideologies need to be removed. The key to reducing TFR is educating and liberating women. Making traditional families ungovernable reduces TFR.

I usually edit my posts to correct typos and other mistakes, not flip-flopping.

Edited 11/28/2016 02:04:58
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 02:02:57


Жұқтыру
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It's a proven fact that sex is harmful for the human being.
Introduce Anti-Love Laws!: 11/28/2016 08:00:49


OxTheAutist 
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Don't lie!
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