I politically Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
My basic political views: Economic: Neither socialism nor unregulated market. I'm a bit on the right because leftist policies do not actually seem to work. Social: Anti-adultery. Anti-abortion. Pro-homosexuality. Anti-patriarchy. Against radical feminism. Racial: Egalitarian. That means neither anti-majority nor anti-minority behaviors should be tolerated. Everyone must either be integrated or be excluded. Religious: Allow any form of individual religious freedom while separating religion and politics.
I am far left socially and centre left fiscally. I am libertarian
Economic: TAX DEM RICH INhERiTANCE BASTARDS! Social: Pro-Abortion. Meat tax. Pro-Homosexuality. Pro-Transgender. Absolute feminism. Anti-Patriarchy. Circumcision illegal. Adultery results in small fine. Racial: Egalitarian. Religious: You can practise anything, but any public advertisment of hate e.g. Bible, Quran etc gets you sent TO a £100 fine
When killing SUUF TAHT IS NOT BABIES! IT IS SOME DEVELOPING EMBRYOS! CALL IT BABIES AND YOU MUST WEAR SILKWOrmS! is okay, but NEEDLESS MURDER is taxed and peaceful display of RACIST SXIST HOMOPHOBIC HATE SPEECH! gets you jailed. "Libertarian"