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I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 07:14:37


[WOLF] The Conservative
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OK FINE! I ADMITT IT!!! IM GOING TO MISS OBAMA. I mean, he didn't change much when it came to war, the military complex or ending corruption. But his tireless crusade for equal rights is something to be applauded.

When I joined WarLight, I was a grassroots Republican. Now, I'm an Independent Progressive ( U FREAKING HAPPY YET OX?????????? I FINALLY SETTLED ON A TERM I LIKED ). I've changed a lot and I think much of it can be traced to my WarLight debates. Whenever I fought someone, whether it be Smedly being an A******, Ox losing his S*** over socialism ( " SIT DOWN OX, STOP SALUTING STALIN WTF " ) or GeneralPE having one of his infamous goat rants, I always learned something.

And believe it or not, I always researched all of your points. And when you were right, judging by numbers and logic, I'd change my stance. And when you were wrong, I'd continue kicking the S*** out of you in debates whenever possible.

I also, in the last 4 years, ton a crap done of reading and Independent thinking. It really changed me. Many people say that I don't have many core ideas or principles. And maybe their right. But, I'd honestly rather have the ability to look at ideas and be able to grasp them.

My activity on WL is slowly fading ( " THANK GOD THAT NIGGER IS LEAVING " - Karl ) but I'll be back eventually like everyone else who retires. But, I do wanna pay homage to the folk who made me think outside the box.

JUQ: Stfu, no laughing, but I did listen to you. Sometimes. Now stop masturbating and go overthrow Putin.

KOALA: You made me study the EU in depth. I learned things I never knew. Still not very fond of it, but I now see its benefits are indeed many.

SMEDLY: You led me to Non-Interventionism. Thank u for jolting me from my nationalistic fantasy. However, I do consider 70% of your ideas still bat****

OX: He humanized socialism to me. I'm not socialist, I do however understand it better now. Thank you.

There were many more that I can't remember. This is only a forum post because I'm not going to message you all individually. Like, I don't like you all that much. I just decided to tip my hat in case I never see you again.

Edited 12/9/2016 07:16:37
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 07:49:48


[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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You prick.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 10:10:59


Major General Smedley Butler
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SMEDLY: You led me to Non-Interventionism. Thank u for jolting me from my nationalistic fantasy. However, I do consider 70% of your ideas still bat****

Everyone does. Then again it's partly because everyone argued with me in chunks while my ideas were shifting towards a more Anarcho-Capitalist mindset, so you likely got a Smedley Medley of ideas instead of a full package. Still my ideas are bat**** now as ever. Anyway, good on me for leading you to non-interventionism.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 16:40:47


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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KOALA: You made me study the EU in depth. I learned things I never knew. Still not very fond of it, but I now see its benefits are indeed many.

me or angry?
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 18:53:18


[WOLF] The Conservative
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Probably both, but more angry
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 20:08:18


Von Jewburg
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Thanks for your 4-5th "I'm leaving WL boohoo" thread?
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 21:22:15


[WOLF] The Conservative
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You apparently didn't read it very much. But considering your political opinions and random responses, it wouldn't surprise me if you never learned to read at all.

Edited 12/9/2016 21:22:36
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 21:27:57


OnlyThePie
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I didn't think it was humanly possible to change somebody's mind about politics XD
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 21:41:23


Жұқтыру
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Now that was a lot. Moving onto our next lecturer, The Conservative!

1) Rehearse talking points.

"The free market economy is the one true possible system."
"I wish Ronald Reagan and George Washington were my parents..."

2) Woah! Slow down there; make the grammar broken!

"THE FREE market, economy. Is the only true posible system.."
"i WISH ronald Reagan and George washington we're my parents......"

3) Have really inconsistent random headlines that are in all caps

"THE BENEFITS OF THE FREE MARKET"
"MY TOP 5 PRESIDENTS IN THE UNITED STATES HISTORY EVER"
"WHO WON THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE?"

4) Pretend to know what you're talking about by making your posts long as fuck

"THE BENEFITS OF THE FREE MARKET...

THE FREE market, economy. Is the only true posible system..
[link back to a childhood story]
[say how this is somehow relevant to your point]
[cite a statistic from Business Insider]
[mention Persian heritage]
[declare a logical fallacy]
[denounce the other side completely]
[mention how you're a left-wing conservative progressive libertarian]
[say how that's relevant to the statement]
[say the statement once again]

5) Almost done! Now insult someone you don't like to guarantee a response.

"and to be honest, Xapy is just showing his stupidity again"
"Ox, your a commie.... we get IT."
"now PAUgers is just bieng racist again tbhh"
"IM THE BEST DEBATOR XD"

6) Finally, link blog

"HEY GUIZ CHECK OUT MY BLOG ITS CALLED THE NEW ONION PLEASE SUBSCRIBE"
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/9/2016 21:58:01


Жұқтыру
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OK FINE! I ADMITT IT!!! IM GOING TO MISS BREZHNEV. I mean, he didn't tweak much when it came to war, goodness of goods, or ending politic corruption. But his tireless crusade for real socialism is something to be clapped.

When I came to WarLight, I was an Independent National Socialist (not a nazi). Now, I'm a Prussian Monarchist ( U FREAKING HAPPY YET KARL?????????? ). I've tweaked a lot and I think much of it can be traced to my WarLight scholarly debates with the top politic analysts on the planet. Whenever I keyboard-warred someone, whether it be Paugers being an ANARCHIST (whoops typo, meant ANTICHRIST), Eklipse losing his SOCK over SOCIAL VALUES ( " SIT DOWN Eklipise, STOP SALUTING ROOSEVELT WTF " ) or myhandisonfire having one of his infamous "DEATH TO AMERICA" rants, I always learned something.

And believe it or not, I always researched all of your points. And when you were right, judging by numbers and logic, I'd change my stance. And when you were wrong, I'd continue kicking the SOCK out of you in debates whenever possible.

I also, in the last 4 years, ton a crape dones of Reading and Independent thinking. It really changed me. Many people say that I don't have many core ideras or principles. And maybe therir right. But, I'd franklly rather have the can to look at ideas and be able to ghrasp them.

My activity on WL is slowly fading ( " THANK GOD THAT NIGGER IS LEAVING " - Fizzer ) but I'll be back eventually like everyone else who retires. But, I do wanna pay homage to the folk who made me think outside the box.

Eklipise: Stfu, no laughing, but I did listen to you. Sometimes. Now stop masturbating and go overthrow Obama.

[retired]: You made me study the EU in depth. I learned things I never knew. Still not very fond of it, but I now see its benefits are indeed many.

Karl: You led me to from Interventionism to Expansionism ideology. Thank u for jolting me from my "World Watch" fantasy, we will work to make my homeland great and worldwide.

QAZAQ331: Be sides introducing me to thee Adduti brotherhood, He humanized Muslims to me. I'm not Muslim, I do however understand OOGA OOGA ACKBARin better now. Thank you.

There were many more that I can't remember. This is only a forum post because I'm not going to message you all individually. Like, I hate you all very much. I just chose to tip my fedora in case I never see you again.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/14/2016 01:03:30


Lubbock
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OK FINE! I ADMITT IT!!! IM GOING TO MISS OBAMA.


Change your name.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/14/2016 01:19:37


Wally Balls 
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no matter what you think about the job he did, he's a cool motherfucker. that's what i'm gonna miss most. having a cool motherfucker in the white house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TwRmX6zs4
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/23/2016 19:50:41


TOTSEan
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No I'm not happy X, you can't just be a prussian monarchist you must also support the habsburg family.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/23/2016 20:10:40


Von Jewburg
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Habsburg more like Habsderp
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/23/2016 20:29:18


Major General Smedley Butler
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no matter what you think about the job he did, he's a cool motherfucker. that's what i'm gonna miss most. having a cool motherfucker in the white house.

Yeah, this is true. He was a rather cool bloke.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/23/2016 22:57:45


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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I don´t know what this thread is about but MGSB is totally wrong. He is wrong.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/23/2016 23:27:26


Жұқтыру
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you can't just be a prussian monarchist you must also support the habsburg family.


ok fine I'll be british fascist
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/24/2016 00:03:39


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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No Shuctru, you have to be a prussian monarchist again!!!
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/24/2016 00:13:41


Жұқтыру
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idk karl kind of doesn't want me to be a monarchist. how about this? I go prussian fascist.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/24/2016 00:22:26


#The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby...
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Yeah, I guess we can agree on that.
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/25/2016 15:15:40


TOTSEan
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>keeping the german royals off the throne

absolutely degenerate
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/25/2016 18:18:08


Жұқтыру
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toppest of keks
I never thought I'd say this but...: 12/28/2016 02:02:44


Darth Darth Binks
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Like, I hate you all very much.
Can this be the Off Topic motto? I think it carries in the hearts of us all here.
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