1)Choose your date of joining (month and day) and first letter of username.
2) Do the same with your birthday and real name
Month
Jan: I killed
Feb: I choked
Mar: I stabbed
Apr: I married
May: I danced with
Jun: I punched
Jul: I stole from
Aug: I pranked
Sep: I ate
Oct: I kissed
Nov: I hugged
Dec: I dated

Day
1 : Ox The Autist
2 : Taggy Jubberwoof the Closeted Cynosexual
3 : [FEL] Prince of Felidia
4 : Empire Of Kilos
5 : Euthalus
6 : Karl Goldberg
7 : Juqtirw
8 : Squiggles
9 : Remove Kebab
10 : BUFFALO
11 : Bayern München is the best!
12 : (((Tabby Juggernaut)))
13 : Fizzer
14 : Clint Eastwood
15 : DomCobb
16 : Legendæry Kæn
17 : haripota
18 : FDR
19 : Wally Balls
20 : Belgian Gentleman
21 : DanWL
22 : Diplomatic Immunity
23 : MightySpeck (a Koala)
24 : Nauzhror
25 : Von Jewburg
26 : Zephyrum
27 : Semicedevine
28 : {Shredtail 2}
29 : Rikku
30 : Cata Cauda
31 : {Canidae} Kretoma

First Letter of Username
A : Because he/she is a zombie
B : Because the devil told me to
C : Because I like the way he/she smells
D : Because of a Warlight game *
E : Because he/she is a dirty whore
F : Because I'm a genius *
G : Because I was really drunk last night
H : Because it's obvious
I : Because reasons
J : Because I was feeling naughty
K : Because someone paid me 20 bucks
L : Because I got high
M : Because I'm a homosexual
N : Because I'm a ninja
O : Because I hate my life
P : Because Jay Z made love to my dad
Q : Because I'm sexy like that
R : Because a clown's poop smells funny
S : Because he/she made out with my cat
T : Because I love dogs
U : Because I was bored
V : Because Major General Smedley Butler is stalking me *
W : Because I'm a swag fag
X : Because I got boner watching Frozen
Y : Because the government lied to me
Z : Because The Canadian Mafia told me to
Note: * signifies changed from original

Example: For me, I married MightySpeck (a Koala) because I'm a genius
Example: For my account in the video game "Real Life", I married Fizzer because he made out with my cat
Example: For Isaac Newton, he dated Von Jewburg because reasons

Edited 1/15/2017 16:58:19

I punched DomCobb because I got high?

Fuck you Felidia :P

Are you mad because you kissed Might Speck (A Koala) because you love dogs?

I married {Shredtail 2}Because I'm a Genius.

#TJtCCHates

racist against others I see.

"I dated Rikku, because I like the way he/she smells."

Fuck you Felidia!

If I had joined Warlight 1 day later, I would have dated myself.

CATA CAUDA WE AGREED ON SOMETHING!!!

FUCK YOU FELIDIA! FUCK YOU!

^
Who are you?

What's with all the hate? You punched a smug motherfucking bastard AND got high!