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how to become a father: 1/29/2017 16:14:11


berdan131
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The main goal of any species on earth is to breed many offsprings. Children bring you a feel of proud and accomplishment and that after your death, you will leave something of off you on this earth.

The problem is that children cost. However my wicked mind has solutions how to have many offsprings and avoid all the responsibilities.

First you need to find a proper sperm repository(female).

There are basically two ways to do this. You can attract women by your looks/charisma/social_position or by your wallet.

First way: have unprotected sex or with perforated condoms with random women in other cities where people don't know you. Don't tell your real name. Perhaps leave her your e-mail if you want contact her but use VPN. She cannot identify you and thus cannot demand alimony. Generally it's a "fuckboy" method.

Second way: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogacy or find a woman who agrees to have child with you and then after birth you give the child to adoption. The trick is to convince the female to give the child to adoption. Otherwise you'll have to pay alimony. Tip: money will help you to convince the girl to your plan.



Outcome: your lineage stronk!

https://daddyburnsthesalad.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/happy-children1.jpg
http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150319090411-13-child-soldiers-restricted-super-169.jpg

Edited 1/29/2017 16:15:43
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 16:24:08


(ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!! 
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Sperm bank

Edited 1/29/2017 16:24:19
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 16:28:05


berdan131
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@(ง︡'-'︠)ง let's fight!!

+1
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 16:34:56


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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I don't ever want to be one.
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 16:37:41


Carlos
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^that will not be a problem
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 16:42:40


berdan131
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Tabby you're a cat, so that's pretty obvious
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 16:48:30


Onoma94 
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Pierdolisz, synu
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 17:11:17


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Homo catus does not need breeding.
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 17:18:08


Жұқтыру
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I don't ever want to be one.
^that will not be a problem


lol
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 17:25:57


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Your child is not an extension of yourself. He/she shares half (not even 100%) of your genes. So what? He/she is not you. Cryonics and transhumanism are better. Preserve yourself and have indefinite life span! Cloning is also better than breeding though I do agree that the techniques need to be perfected. We should not allow cloning until clones have normal life spans and are not more likely to suffer from diseases than non-clones.

You are an independent individual. Nobody can replace you. All humans are worth living simply by existing.

Edited 1/29/2017 17:34:17
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 17:53:54


berdan131
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@onoma

I appreciate different viewpoint, notwithstanding, you didn't bring anything into our discussion.

tak już piszę po angielsku z szacunku do innych english-speakerów

Tabby

"worth living" - you simply live or you don't, there's no worth to it. Apples have worth, money have worth, but living is a social concept. You cannot value it. Everybody decides what his life is worth, but there is no objective way to measure it.

Well, if not having children then I wonder what is your way of fullfillment and happiness.

Edited 1/29/2017 18:02:28
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 18:34:44


Onoma94 
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Lol, what's here to discuss about (aside from Tabby's posts that should be fully ignored anyway)? xD You neither came up with anything new, nor anyone here asked for an advice.
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 18:57:11


berdan131
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There are 7.4 billions people on planet. According to your logic everything has been discussed. It's true, you can find everything just on google. Why even use warlight forums or talk at all then?
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 19:19:13


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^I'm happy through doing STEM and philosophy. I really don't want to ever start a family since I hate forming perpetual bonds with people.

Edited 1/29/2017 19:20:10
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 20:06:41


Paugers 
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That's a dangerous road Tabby, you denying natural connections will lead to depression most likely.
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 20:19:16


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^I don't know. I'm just not into reproduction and ancestry-based systems.
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 20:28:21


gilead k'nights
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Tabby, if you want to genocide then you go on and genocide!
how to become a father: 1/29/2017 21:50:42


Uru-salem
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berdan are you trying to tell me that you got cucked and are now stepping up to the plate to raise another mans child?

Edited 1/29/2017 22:28:44
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 03:17:11


Taran
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please stop.
I'll pay you 100 in warlight coins to never post on the forum again (under any account)
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 03:37:42


Uru-salem
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i doubt you will
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 03:38:43


Taran
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Why do you say that?
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 04:16:41


Cata Cauda
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The main goal of any species on earth is to breed many offsprings. Children bring you a feel of proud and accomplishment and that after your death, you will leave something of off you on this earth.

The problem is that children cost. However my wicked mind has solutions how to have many offsprings and avoid all the responsibilities.

First you need to find a proper sperm donator(male).

There are basically two ways to do this. You can attract men by your looks/charisma/social_position or by your wallet.


First way: Wait for your fertile period -> Go to an area where people don't know you. -> Hold a sign up indicating that you look for unprotected sex. -> Give the outcome to adoption.

Second way: Fucking go to a sperm bank like normal people!
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 04:45:16


Uru-salem
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you're a jew, you'll jew me down to 10 coins by tomorrow and then by wednesday you'll be asking me about those 100 coins I owe you.

>sperm bank
>normal

omg, i didnt know austrians were this cucked.

Edited 1/30/2017 04:46:19
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 04:46:54


Taran
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I wasn't typing to you, Jerusalem. Sorry for not making that clear.
I was typing to birdman131
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 04:47:45


Uru-salem
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Uru-Salem you demon worshipping Jew.
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 17:11:18


berdan131
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@Taran

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."

First you ignored me, then you laughed at me, now you fight me, next time you will join me. You're so triggered by my posts, because deep in your mind, you know you belong to me. You just need time to transform into birdman-2.0 and become my minister of propaganda.
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 17:14:44


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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@Taran Don't worry about Karl.:3
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 20:15:08


Taran
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How much will you pay me to join you, birdman?
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 20:20:17


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Meow!
Taran is good.
how to become a father: 1/30/2017 20:25:38


berdan131
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You've already done that
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