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How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 04:01:58


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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The posts by me below will explain how we managed to decaninize WL and other places. The Felinian government has recently declassified documents related to decaninization. Here are the documents fresh from Felington. We are going to base our posts on these documents.

Edited 2/16/2017 04:06:22
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 04:11:28


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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When Felinia was established a group of evil dogs attacked the 4th Felinian Division at Chatville. Dogs attempted to sabotage the infrastructure of our new Feline city hence we had to act in self-defense. As long as dogs exist attacks on cats will always exist. As a result in order to preserve the existence and safety of the Great Feline Species, the Bureau of Feline Safety (BFS) planned an operation to decaninize Felinia and hopefully the rest of the world.

The first step in our plan is to arrest all the canids in Felinia which we achieved within 1 month. All the arrested canids were incarcerated in a single canine prison in Meowington.

Then we immediately started a secret research project in Felington. One idea we had was to invent a robot that can recognize and eliminate canines whenever they are found. Such a robot is known as a decaninizer. We managed to design an efficient decaninizer which uses solar energy and feeds on dead dogs as well. It did work well in a trial run, hence we mass produced it in our factories. This standard decaninizer is known as DC-14.

We were not satisfied with DC-14s alone. Instead we also tried to use biological weapons to complete our decaninization. We managed to produce and release several viruses. Dogs did not immediately die. Instead we used one of our viruses (CLV1a) to infect dogs so that they can be located by Felinian satellites.

After CLV1a located dogs, we released CDV3, CDV5, CDV11 and CDV14 to start our decaninization campaign. Our 2 million DC-14s began to move around and perform decaninization. The earth was largely decaninized 10 months after we released the CDVs.

Finally in Nov 2016 the Felinian government announced that decaninization is complete.

Edited 2/16/2017 04:32:27
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 05:11:32


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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...

so i'm confused again. were dogs deleted or exterminated?

edit: also why two post. you could of just done one post.

Edited 2/16/2017 05:11:51
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 05:23:45


Жұқтыру
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Tabby Juggernaut is mentally ill.
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 05:49:04


Marigold Sunshine 
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^ i can confirm
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 06:56:59


{Canidae} Kretoma
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Dooooownvooooted! :D
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 07:56:21


[FEL] The Prince of Felidia
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Taggy, here's the thing. FELINIA ISN'T A REAL PLACE.
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 16:50:45


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Felinia aka Der Katzenstaat, is real.
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 17:07:13


[FEL] The Prince of Felidia
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Where is it?
How we exterminated dogs: 2/16/2017 23:02:38

[FEL]Chatul
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Felinia is on Planet Earth.
How we exterminated dogs: 2/17/2017 07:24:27


[FEL] The Prince of Felidia
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Where on Earth?
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