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Warlight Jokes: 1/14/2014 06:20:35

Level 55
Some jokes I made or search jokes and modified them.

How to respond to a Player:

2014/1/13 Player 1: I’m a Ninja and I AM EVERYWHERE!!!

2014/1/13 Player 2: Don’t worry. Only reason why I don’t have Twitter is because I’m already following you.

North Korea:

Russia – Guy
China - Hot Girl

Russia: I have Nukes. Lot’s of them.
China: Then Stop acting like North Korea and Blow me already.

It goes on and on and on…
A Russian spy is caught in America and refuses to give up his hide out. Since it’s against the law to torture, they threaten his family. But the Americans have no info on him so they decided to question him so they could capture his family and use them to make him talk.

Lieutenant: Where do you live?
Spy: With my family
Lieutenant: Where does your family live?
Spy: With me
Lieutenant: Where do you all live?
Spy: Together
Lieutenant: Where is your house!!!
Spy: Next to my neighbor house.
Lieutenant: Where is your neighbor house???
Spy: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Lieutenant: Try me.
Spy: Next to my house.

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)


When teacher asks for your homework and you’ve been playing Warlight all day long instead.

Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?!
Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems.


I got bored and decided to make jokes. lol

Edited 1/14/2014 06:29:09
Warlight Jokes: 1/14/2014 06:39:08

professor dead piggy 
Level 59
My favourite warlight joke is brains win record.
Warlight Jokes: 1/14/2014 07:36:03

Level 54
Lol, all of these jokes are great, skylimit. Post some more, please! ^-^
Warlight Jokes: 1/14/2014 08:49:38

Level 58
My favourite warlight joke is brains win record.

i'm the only person i know around here called Brain, but i didnt know i'm important enough to be mentioned by the great Dead piggy.

Whats wrong with my win record.
Warlight Jokes: 1/14/2014 09:52:18

Daisuke Jigen
Level 56
Lol, all of these jokes are great, skylimit.

hahaha Bloody hell, I haven't laughed so hard since I was a little girl.

Speaking of which,

Why did the little girl fall from her swing?
Because she had no arms.
Warlight Jokes: 1/14/2014 09:58:03

Daisuke Jigen
Level 56
Warlight Jokes: 1/14/2014 12:53:55

The Great Pulsius 
Level 57
Ah, Piggy thinks my win record is a good joke because he cannot imagine anyone keeping up a 70%+ winrate over more than 10 consecutive games. Yeah, it is funny in a way...
Warlight Jokes: 1/14/2014 16:58:45

Level 31
the pyscho one and the spy one are great! *gives a gold star and stops putting black dots on skylimt*
Warlight Jokes: 1/15/2014 00:25:07

Level 55
I'll stop making golden lines then. I guess I'll make more.
Warlight Jokes: 1/19/2014 02:15:03

Level 55
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Warlight Jokes: 1/19/2014 02:20:55

Level 55
To get to the first championship game. Yes that's right, it was the road to redemption all along. Didn't see that one coming huh? Bet you feel pretty dumb now don't ya? Yeah, x got ya pretty good didn't he? Ha ha ha.
Warlight Jokes: 1/19/2014 02:51:43

Level 55
didn't read original post before replying. if i could give it zero stars then i would
Warlight Jokes: 1/19/2014 02:55:06

Level 58
these are jokes you see all the time on facebook
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