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It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:24:51


Castle Bravo
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I'm a high school senior and I need some help. Prom's in a month and all my peers are talking about their plans, most of them have dates and I've never even held hands with a girl or kissed a girl. I could really use some advice from the most seasoned masculine slayers on WarLight.

Tell me.

How do I ask a girl out for prom?

I hardly talk to anybody at school let alone girls, except for one-word commands and acknowledgements of my existence. I can't remember the last time I've held a conversation with a girl, or anyone outside of my close circle of two friends really. I'm shy, I sit in the corner alone and stare at people. Often I walk around the halls listening to STEFAN MOLYNEAUX FROM FREEDOMAIN RADIO, obscure metal, and 8-bit music and observe people in conversation. I'm not exactly girlfriend material.

How do I do it

It would be weird to ask anyone considering I've never even talked to them before. Every girl has better male connections than me. Women will simply never understand being the quiet forgotten male. Even the shyest girls will get ask to prom and it's their prerogative to accept or decline. If I asked a girl to prom is would probably end in disaster.

Edited 3/17/2017 00:31:23
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:26:59


knyte 
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Don't worry. This is just biology, sociology, and psychology defending the rest of us from fascists.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:29:18


Taran
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And this is how evolution works, folks.

Survival of the fittest
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:32:22


Castle Bravo
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Wasn't the survival of the fittest line used by racial nationalists
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:40:10


BUFFALO
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ask me and buy me a plane ticket to where you are, i got PROM soon too







unless ur a filthy globehead
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:42:25


Castle Bravo
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Seriously guys. I can't remember the last time I touched girl flesh and it was before junior or senior year. I hugged a girl ONCE in 7th grade and I had to ask for it.

If I don't get a date to the prom, I'm going to hang myself on prom night in protest.

Edited 3/17/2017 00:43:16
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:42:49


BUFFALO
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also btw, warlight isnt a good place to ask. everyone here is probably just a greasy neckbeard fedora wearing kissless virgin
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:49:34


Von Jewburg
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>traditionalist
>monarchist
>can't be alpha
>my sides



In all honesty, here's some advice.

Find out what your date likes. Don't stalk, but try to form mutual friendships. Ask them in a natural way about their life "how are you?" "What did you do this weekend?" "Did you see that movie?". This will show you care. Find something both of you like. Always go to older sisters if you have one for help with girls. Do not bring up politics or other controversial stuff. Then you look pretentious.

Once you feel comfortable, find a good time to ask her. Do it at a time where there's not too many people, but don't confront her in the hallway when everybody else is out of school. If you need a friend to be a wingman, that's fine. Just don't have them standing next to you when you do it.
And then, just ask her. It takes courage, but remember that trying and failing is experience. Like Warlight, every loss is a lesson to learn from. And it gets easier every time.

If she says yes, congratulations! some random plebs on an online Risk forum helped you get a girl. If she says no, don't go on a Molyneux "It's only because she's a slut" rant. Maybe its because someone else asked her. Maybe she just wants to be friends. Maybe she thinks you're too weird. But there are worse things that could happen (getting cucked at prom). Also, if she says yes, don't brag about it to everyone like you won the lottery. Sure its nice to talk about, but it kind of makes you appear like going with her is a trophy or reward.

And above all, don't expect prom to be a long-lasting thing. Sure, it can happen, but not many prom relationships go after. If you want that, that's another story.

EDIT: You probably won't get laid. And that's a good thing.

Edited 3/17/2017 00:50:04
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:53:17


[WOLF] The Conservative
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Back off the fedoras...
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:55:11


Von Jewburg
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Is my advice truly that bad WOLF?
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 00:57:18


Wally Balls 
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chics don't like guys at the bottom of the ladder.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 01:03:30


Empire of Kilos
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Ask 4chan or something, even they're more helpful than us.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 01:07:34


Marigold Sunshine 
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I didnt go to prom. Rip. But at the time i just recently came here from Russia and didnt understand what prom was. And even if i would have, my thick accent wasnt gonna get me a date.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 01:21:13


Zephyrum 
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Options:

1) Go gay/bi and take Karl, he needs one too: https://www.warlight.net/Forum/251146-tfw-gf

2) Call in sick

3) Kidnap a girl's family and threaten her if she refuses to go with you

4) Hire someone to consort you for the night on fuq.com

5) Leave school before the prom day
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 01:24:51


Castle Bravo
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#3 doesn't work because I don't live in Brazil
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 01:27:56


Rikku 
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It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 01:40:46


Castle Bravo
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Ayo trex, come help me swag this kid out
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 01:51:08


Marigold Sunshine 
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chloroform and duct tape, my dear boy. chloroform and duct tape
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 02:38:52


Zephyrum 
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I'm pretty sure a gun is easier to get in 'merica than in Brazil, that's all you need for an efficient kidnapping.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 02:44:39


BUFFALO
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^meeting endless standards and hopping through all sorts of hoops of training classes and other regulations isnt easier than walking up to a guns salesman and making a simple purchase

Edited 3/17/2017 02:44:52
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 05:50:20


The Lord
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I know a prom might seem very important when you're still in school. But after school, everything that happened or didn't happen there becomes inconsequential. The only lasting thing I have from school is a couple nerdy friends that I play chess with on occasion. The same thing is true with learning - if you want to learn something useful, go to Wikipedia instead of a school.


Don't worry. This is just biology, sociology, and psychology defending the rest of us from fascists.

Are you still mad that someone called you paki in school? And now it's every Trump supporter's fault. Please go see a psychiatrist if you still have traumas about that.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 06:11:36


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
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Go with all your friends (i imagine the don't have dates either). (let's be real prom (well idk if there are a lot of black kids in your school ... but it doesn't really matter) is a bunch of people wanting to fuck but like the principle is right there so they just kind rub up on each other with clothes on) cus like if you really haven't even talked to a girl, cus you seat next to each other in class, then RIP BC lets be real going with a random girl is just gonna be awkward.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 11:48:02


Semicedevine 
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if I were in your situation (which is scarily likely to occur 2 years from now), I would ask out my crushes by being like "will you be my date to the prom because my crush moved away and I have nobody now"

not sure if it's even a winning strategy but it works pretty well if you're too shy to confess you love someone directly and want a more subtle approach

relax and don't make it seem like too big of a deal; don't sound too desperate but don't be a totally aloof jerk either who "just wants a date to the prom"

BUT... ermm.... you seem to be trying to do that so.... idk

im more of a guy who'd rather cryptically flirt and compliment girls to make them like me and start following me around over actually asking them out

so gg you're screwed lol
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 11:54:07


Semicedevine 
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but whatever you do, don't say that you're only asking her out because you have no date

that'll just make her feel like trash, unless she's one of those girls that don't care about relationships... which means now you're going to have an affection-less date

instead, if she asks you why, tell her that you appreciate something SPECIFIC that she does and that you think she does it well

this will make it appear like you have a genuine interest in her rather than just trying to get laid (and then failing afterwards)

it'll quickly distinguish you from all the other guys who have no idea how important it is to convey the "I love you as a person and not because I think you're just hot" message

oh and if you end up actually liking someone, PM me and I'll teach you how to GET a girl rather than talk to one (as I've spent more research time into that)

Edited 3/17/2017 12:00:15
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 12:04:32


Darth Darth Binks
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1) Make a plan with one of your guy friends, stating that if neither of you have a date, then you will go together.

2) If the above option doesn't happen, find a girl who also doesn't have a date. Ask her. Do NOT tell her that you went for her just to get a date to prom, but play it off nice and cool, like:

"Hey, do you have a date to prom, yet? Oh, really? Well in that case, would you like to go with me?"

Worst case scenario, she says no.

3) Come out of the closet.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 12:59:07


Stewie
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how do you expect people here to help you when almost nobody knows anything about your personal life expect your alt-right rambling?

all I can say is if you are acting the same to girls as how you act here, then that's the problem.
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 13:59:33


Onoma94 
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What's a prom?
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 14:14:58


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Why the current society is evil:

Castle Bravo is intelligent. He can not get a date.

Peacockism at its best.

Why can't intelligent people have mates? Hmmmm look at fertility rate and IQ.

Edited 3/17/2017 14:16:15
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 14:16:47


Zephyrum 
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What's a prom?


It's a mating ritual for americans. You'll want to research it from a specialist in this particular kind of beast, though. :)
It's almost PROM and I have no date: 3/17/2017 14:17:28


(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Mating is anti-intellectual.

@Castle Bravo Get a mail-order bride from East Europe and be proud of the fact that young women here don't like you. There is no need to argue with a society with uncontrolled breeding.

Anyway I have never been to a date and will remain that way forever since I have rejected sexual reproduction as something inherently anti-male.

Edited 3/17/2017 14:22:10
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