Take one shot every time Squiggles says any form of altruistic.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says that he's the best player.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says that you're stupid.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says that it's childish to call others names.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says that he's not hypocritical despite the two points above.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says he wins an argument just because he says so, with no evidence to back it up.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says that he's not a troll.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says that he loves having sex with a lot of women.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says the word strategic.
Take one shot every time Squiggles puts down my mapmaking.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says he's the best mapmaker.
Take one shot every time Squiggles says "so don't lie."
Take five shots every time Squiggles says "Seems like Robin is pretty mad at me, he's firing so many shots at me, but no bullet hit me. Pretty clear that it's because of my dexterous strategy called 'An eagle does not wage war against frogs.'"

Take one shot every time Squiggles says literally anything.

Take one shot every time you even think of Squiggles, because we all need to drink ourselves into oblivion in order to forget this bastard.

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Nobody cares.

About you? You've finally realized!

If nobody cared about me, then you wouldn't be writing so much about me.

I refuse to participate. That amount of alcohol would kill me ASAP. Especially because I don't weigh much.

Faisal isn't a Muslim anymore.

I'm coma already

^How did you type that message if you're in a coma?

Let's say I just woke up with a hurting hangover in my head after heavily drinking that made me almost dead

I'd die of alcohol poisoning.

Thank God.

*tips fedora

Can I take shots of bullets filled with alcohol? To the face?

omg clint eastwood go get rekt u skrub ur dumb