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ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 02:38:26


[WOLF] The Conservative
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Now this is something that was written a long time ago with help from Ghengis and in conjunction with paugers as a fun joke. I found this today while cleaning my drive folder and it gave me a smile so I thought I'd share it.

*Music starts in the background*

Tabby Vs Karlllllllll

Tabby:

If you were any colder you’d be locked in a box. With little tiny niggas sowing ur fcking socks!
Because I have no patience for Trolls like you. Cuz you're nothing but sun god overdue!
From dawn to dusk u do nothing but fuss. Yo dude change your pants cuz you're starting to musk. I’m so sick and tired of fighting with trolls like you on Skype. Because I have cats to go feed, and teach to type…

Karl: Oh hello goy! I really hope you don’t think I’d remain coy at the site of a A man with enough cats to make grandma proud. So go ahead and jerk off while I take off my shroud. My hands so are freaking HUGEE Trump would be proud.
I mean, I sit here all day spreading the truth. While ur cats are out there pissing on roofs. Creating, destroying, and fucking ur Mom. So go ahead, cuddle with pussies all night long


Tabby: Oh look how weird, u just proved my point! U sit here all day with a fucking power point. Calling us autistic, you’re one to spout such shit! So leave felines alone and keep jerkin it to Jewish tits.

Karl: Wow how cute, the little shitposters thinks he can rhyme. But ur not going to win, NOT THIS TIME. I win all the time, during playtime, and daytime. I’m so awesome the OT follows my timeline! This is my destiny, I am the real god. So go ahead and ignite my big ass lightening rod!!


Ghengis: Oh my god, Karl get off ur high panzer. My grandma just died from all this injection of cancer! The good ol’ days of real trolls are gone. Replaced by dickwads with tiny schlongs. I was the master, a hero, a sith . Now i sit here all day watching creepy pasta myths. This entire thing is just so wrong. Now u both fucking sit down and please just suck my dong.
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 02:45:30


Cata Cauda
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This would have been funny if the writing styles were anywhere similar to the ones of Tabby and Karl.
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 02:57:12

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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I don't remotely talk like OP. My style is similar to that of Paugers, Castle Bravo, MGSB, Eklipse, OnlyThePie, The Cruelest, Bla and Cata (when serious). Furthermore a Karl vs Tabby conflict does not exist.

Edited 7/2/2017 02:59:25
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 03:05:12

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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A real Tabby vs NTs is more likely to be:

Tabby: Peafowlism threatens all high-IQ groups.

Normie NT: IQ is just a glorified version of the inverse of penis lengths.

Tabby: High-IQ correlates with low fertility (links to a Wikipedian article). I'm concerned with the future of the dying high-IQ groups who contributed so much but are being washed away by the evil tide of peafowlism.

Normie NT: You are a racist!!!

Tabby: (Ignore norm-policing NT) A world in which Sub-Saharan African overpopulation does not stop while Japan is almost dead is an evil world. We must preserve high IQ groups and civilizations while peafowlism must be defeated or human civilizations will end.

Tabby (continues): This is a cosmetic battle between good and evil, civilization and barbarism, STEM people and breeding peafowls. For the sake of humanity we must win and peafowls must lose! Let the struggle begin! As the Zionist leader Ze'ev Jabotinsky said, "Jewish youths, learn to shoot!" This advice not just applies to Ashkenazi Jews, the smartest group on this planet but also to all other high IQ groups. Whenever we are strong we are hated. Let's always stay prepared! Let's defend civilization and resist peafowlism!

Edited 7/2/2017 03:13:34
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 03:08:30


Cata Cauda
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First time Tabby is funnier than anyone else.
I applaud.



EDIT
(...) and Cata (when serious).
When you are serious or me?

Edited 7/2/2017 03:10:18
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 03:12:23

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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When you are serious.
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 03:13:55


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Difference between genghis and other warlight forum posters is genghis fucking slaughters kids on the mic.

Also the difference between the genghis verse here and genghis myself is that actual. Genghis is not fucking janky as hell.
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 03:20:15

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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When I'm emotional I talk like a propagandist of a totalitarian regime. My style can be really similar to that of Der Sturmer though I never attack Jews. It does not contain vulgarity. However it contains totalitarian slogans such as "Either peafowlism will be destroyed or civilizations will!" and "Death to peafowlism forever!"

Tabbish bashing is at the same level as North Korean propaganda.

Edited 7/2/2017 03:30:18
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 03:58:20


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Normie NT: IQ is just a glorified version of the inverse of penis lengths.

That might be the funniest thing you've ever said
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 04:18:25

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^This is nonsense from Ox, not my idea.

Edited 7/2/2017 04:18:46
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 08:17:14

DanWL 
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Peafowlism isn't a word.
The content of Wikipedia articles isn't reliable because anyone can edit any Wikipedia article in what ever way they like, so they could include fake news.

You'll find that people with high IQs aren't autistic. Everyone's IQ isn't purely based on certain medical conditions. It's actually based on how much attention, effort and punctually people put into classes. If someone did well in school it's likely that that person payed attention in classes, put effort into their work and arrived at the class before the lesson started. Source: commen sense.

(Ignore norm-policing NT)

Why would you ignore the point? Wouldn't that further imply that you're a racist? Racism isn't tolerated in most countries and individuals these days.

Edit: what do you mean by NT anyway? It's not an abbreviation that I know the meaning of.

Edited 7/2/2017 08:19:42
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 10:39:30


Belgian Gentleman 
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Only more prove that Conservative is a terrible Genghis imposter
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/2/2017 13:12:03


OxTheAutist 
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thanks mate :D
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/4/2017 21:19:13


Seraph 
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NT = Neurotypical
Peafowls = Degenerates

Btw Karl and Tabby are poorly represented in the OP. xD
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 01:17:21


∞ Western Imperialist ∞
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tabby please tell us about your sexual fetish for pissing on birds
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 12:56:48


Onoma94 
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This would have been funny if the writing styles were anywhere similar to the ones of Tabby and Karl.

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ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 14:38:25


OxTheAutist 
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Meow! Freaking NTs, ruining life,
Haiti should be the land of Aut- with no wife-
and by wife I mean destruction of the family unit
Peafowls ruin everything, you shit!

wrong, you sandnig pottery
>cat autist schooling me
>can't even count to three
>fucking kek.exe


idk something more like this that actually resembles their speech patterns
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 15:50:14

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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^Close but it still does not resemble me though. I don't like to use vulgarity, instead I talk like Der Sturmer when I attack people.

Ex:
Haiti must be invaded and conquered by autists so that it can be renamed Autland. Civilization must prevail over barbarity!

Edited 7/5/2017 15:52:08
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 16:11:10


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You talk like Der Sturmer..... Der Sturmer was a newspaper, it was Hitler's favorite newspaper, and you say that you talk like that..... You're disgusting.
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 16:12:18

(((Tabby Juggernaut)))
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Do you want me to talk about ghettos or other things such as peafowls in a Julius Streicher-like fashion? When I do attack people I openly call for their arrests and mass executions. I'm strongly against lynchings and other illegal forms of violence but I never hesitate before asking the state to annihilate something.

Edited 7/5/2017 16:18:57
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 16:19:10


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Julius Streicher (the owner of Der Sturmer) was acquitted of crimes against peace, but found guilty of crimes against humanity, and sentenced to death on 1 October 1946. The judgment against him read, in part:

For his 25 years of speaking, writing and preaching hatred of the Jews, Streicher was widely known as 'Jew-Baiter Number One.' In his speeches and articles, week after week, month after month, he infected the German mind with the virus of anti-Semitism, and incited the German people to active persecution. ... Streicher's incitement to murder and extermination at the time when Jews in the East were being killed under the most horrible conditions clearly constitutes persecution on political and racial grounds in connection with war crimes, as defined by the Charter, and constitutes a crime against humanity.


Tabby, what do you think about the execution of Julius Streicher?
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 16:20:11


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Do you want me to talk about ghettos or other things such as peafowls in a Julius Streicher-like fashion?

Julius Streicher was the owner of Der Sturmer. You're such a stupid troll. Did you really think you could fool me?

Edited 7/5/2017 16:20:43
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 17:43:19


Жұқтыру
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Meow! Freaking NTs, ruining life,
Haiti should be the land of Aut- with no wife-
and by wife I mean destruction of the family unit
Peafowls ruin everything, you shit!

wrong, you sandnig pottery
>cat autist schooling me
>can't even count to three
>fucking kek.exe


Now this is the good stuff.

Edited 7/5/2017 17:43:29
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 17:47:08


∞ Western Imperialist ∞
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''wrong, you sandnig pottery
>cat autist schooling me
>can't even count to three
>fucking kek.exe''

close but I'd reword it as

wrong you dumb hooknose
>cat autist trying to lecture others
>can't even count to three
pottery
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 17:59:31


Dexterous Strategist
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>reword
>says the piggy

topkek
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 18:00:34


∞ Western Imperialist ∞
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this is some next level tism
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 18:01:54


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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EVERYONE I DON'T AGREE WITH IS HITLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 18:09:44


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Red piggy is going crazy, such a loser.
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 18:22:08


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
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Would you look at that ladies and gentleman, a cuck in his habitat. While it may seem harmless and dumb it can multiply at incredible rates and will outnumber you if you let him do his own thing.
ERB Warlight: Tabby Vs Karl: 7/5/2017 18:27:36


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Red piggy doesn't know what to do, so he's repeating shit. I didn't expect anything else from piggy.
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