Play
Multi-Player
Coins
Community
Settings
Help
Community   Maps   Forum   Mail   Tournaments   Ladders   Clans   Recent Games
Sign In | Sign Up
<< Back to Off-topic Forum   

Posts 1 - 8 of 8   
How much of a Squirrel are you? (test): 7/25/2017 20:19:40


OxTheAutist 
Level 58
Report
[Backstory: you can't skip this cutscene]

Oxidae has willingly annexed itself into Sciuridae, since we've been unable to support itself since we lost a war against Noxidae.

Previous map:



Current map:



[Game]

Now, I've appointed myself as head recruiter of Sciuridae, and here's a test to see if you're able to be recruited. Answer true or false:

1) Paganism is moral
2) All other forms of (or lack of) religion are immoral
3) All humans are naturally bisexual
4) All humans must know only 4 languages: American English, Silesian, Norwegian and Mandarin
5) Silesia exists
6) Silesia is not in P*land
7) All ane words should change to ain words (insane -> insain, crane -> crain)
8) The school curriculum will have a few mandatory subjects:
a) math
b) code
c) philosophy
d) chinese
e) nsfw
f) rage
9) Squirrels are the cutest animals
10) But only the red ones
11) The grey ones are shit
12) red genocide is happening
13) In fact, Poland is a lot like grey squirrels
14) They are both oppressive, outnumbering and should not even be here
15) You agree to accept all Battle Islands tournament invitations
16) You are not RIKKU
17) Felidae is terrible
18) Felidae is so terrible, that Fizzer should rename Felidae to Sciuridae, and give Sai Kurogetsu MR!
19) Tabby's a dog

Related threads:

https://www.warlight.net/Forum/169941-oxidae-recruitment-thread
https://www.warlight.net/Forum/169835-sciuridae-bans-stallers
https://www.warlight.net/Forum/255781-madagascar-plan-history-lessons-sciuridae
https://www.warlight.net/Forum/218548-ox-reacts-sai-kurogetsu-exposed-gone-sexual
https://www.warlight.net/Forum/220279-theory-sais-gender
https://www.warlight.net/Forum/185064-reported-tabby-juggernaut?Offset=0
https://www.warlight.net/Forum/175743-felidae-exist-anymore?Offset=0

Join today!
How much of a Squirrel are you? (test): 7/25/2017 20:29:57


Жұқтыру
Level 55
Report
1: Y
2: N
3: N
4: N
5: Y
6: N
7: Y
8: N
9: N (bats are)
10: N
11: N
12: N
13: N
14: Y
15: N
16: Y
17: Y
18: Y
19: Y

8/19, what does it make me?
How much of a Squirrel are you? (test): 7/25/2017 20:38:44


Castle Bravo
Level 56
Report
The assumption of question #2 is wrong; higher truths have no moral implications. Morality is only necessary to keep society in order. It has no transcendent value.
How much of a Squirrel are you? (test): 7/25/2017 21:50:44


Leibstandarte (Vengeance)
Level 45
Report
1) Flase
2) True
3) False
4) False
5) True
6) True
7) False
8) The school curriculum will have a few mandatory subjects:
a) True
b) True
c) True
d) False
e) False
f) False
9) False
10) False
11) False
12) False
13) I don't care
14) ?
15) False
16) True
17) True
18) True
19) True
How much of a Squirrel are you? (test): 7/25/2017 23:04:07

DanWL 
Level 62
Report
1) true
2) false
3) true
4) false
5) true
6) true
7) true
8) false
9) false
10) true
11) true
12) true
13) true
14) true
15) false
16) true
17) true
18) true
19) false
tftftttfftttttftttf
How much of a Squirrel are you? (test): 7/26/2017 00:39:44


∞ Western Imperialist ∞
Level 17
Report
1) no
2) no
3) no
4)no
5) no
6) no
7) no
8) >public ''schools''
9) 2 u
10) 2 u
11) see above post
12) well shitposted
13) sap
14) sap
15) nah
16) ye
17) ye
18) no
19) idk mayne
How much of a Squirrel are you? (test): 7/26/2017 05:18:10


MightySpeck (a Koala) 
Level 58
Report
1. I don't see why not?
2. what? why?
3. sure
4. what about all the other languages sai knows? (also no)
5. yes
6. it's Poland ... it shouldn't be though
7. idk seems confusing
8.
a. yeah
b. no
c. yeah
d. no
e. no
f. no
9. yesh
10. wtf no gray ones are way more cute
11. >:[ WTF DID I JUST TYPE!
12. ? let me google it (erm i mean duck duck go) umm i just got undertale shit ... idk
13. ? wot? no, Gray Squirrels are the best!
14. that statement sounds like propaganda.
15. no. mostly because i suck.
16. well nooo ... although idk what sai is supposed to say to this one though.
17. hmm, idk i just think tabby is terrible to be honest.i haven't had that much interaction with the other feline players.
18. ... no
19. while an interesting theory, i need to hear it first before i make a decision.

i wants in :x

also that map assumes that dogs weren't deleted.

:O omg i made one of the related threads

Edited 7/26/2017 05:24:45
How much of a Squirrel are you? (test): 7/26/2017 05:35:57


Cata Cauda
Level 58
Report
1) N
2) Y
3) N
4) N
5) Y
6) N
7) N
8) The school curriculum will have a few mandatory subjects:
a) Y
b) N
c) Y
d) N
e) N
f) N
9) N
10) N
11) N
12) N
13) N
14) N
15) N
16) Y
17) M
18) N
19) N

5,5 / 18
Posts 1 - 8 of 8   

Contact | About WarLight | Play Risk Online | Multiplayer Strategy Game | Challenge Friends, Win Money | Skill Game | Terms of Service