I was watching the legendary Epic Rap battles of history, when I came here and took a look at the forum, feeling inspired.
So for reading this , you should check them out (they are really good) and best keep them running in the background to have a beat to read to.
I am Gui, Guillame the Batard,
some hate me, despise me, but have to admit I rock hard.
my mind is superior, I create the best clans
You have to study 3 years, just to understand my plans
when I speak you should listen, listen in awe,
copy my thoughts and print them as law.
You say you create clans - but 20 - is no clan
Its just a league, a congegration of men.
You created X as a clan, that maybe true
but they are like REGL, tell me whats new?
You refuse to admit, unwilling to see,
in doing that, you are just a copy of me
You play for the win, I play for fun,
and while you are the shadow, I am the sun.
I am a God of Warlight, tournament winner, inventor of strategies,
but who are you?
You are the crowd, the nobodies that nobody knows,
in all you do.
I am number 1 of the ladder,
I win games in the thousands,
I could play you blind!
and I would still play better.
We are peaceful community that likes each other
you are just a guy with a complex, so why should we bother?
You think you are godlike? you arrogant prick
you just post here, to compensate for you dick.
Do you feel offended? what is wrong?
It seems you dont like the tone of my song
truth is , when i come here and show you my smarts,
you either insult me, or hand me over some charts.
If that is all you have, try harder,
give me the best you can,
or go back to your reallife and be a family man.