Helicopter crashes in a Dutch cemetery. The rescue teams have already found 100 dead people.
Why are Dutch jokes about Belgium more common than in other countries?
They are cheaper.
A dutch guy was asked to do a gift for the orphan ouse.
He sended his grandmother.
A scottish guy marks all places on a map where he can eat for cheap, and the dutch guy marks all the places where you are obliged to pay.
How do you put 100 dutch people in a closet?
You drop an euro in there.
What's difference between a dinosaur and a smart dutch guy?
The dinosaurs had already existed.
And the question is: What does this hollandaise in Berlin?
The train to Israel was too expensive.