I saw this game on 9gag and I thought it might be fun to try it out on the forum. This is like "So the question is?", but you instead write a paragraph about a person named John. You can make it as realistic or ridiculous as you want.
RULES:
John can't die.
No aliens.
Write no less than 3 but no more than 10 lines of text.
Make whatever you write fit with what the previous people wrote.

I will begin:

King John IX of Zutopia was a great ruler. His friends honoured him, his enemies feared him, and his citizens adored him. He was 20 years old and had just succeeded his father who died in a hunting accident a week ago. He had yet to pick a wife.
One day, a mysterious knight showed up at his court. When he took off his helmet, his face seemed familiar but John could not recall where he had seen it before.

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John realized that the knight is the guy that he loved 10 years ago when he visited Thailandia. So, he decided not to search for a wife, but a husband. Then, he picked out the ring in his pocket and put it on the knight's hand. The knight chopped John's head off and John picked his head up and and put it back on. Then, the knight chopped John's head off and John picked his head up again.

P.S. John is immortal =D

Edited 4/6/2014 15:28:46

Wow, that got weird really fast.

The knights refusal of the proposal in that rude manner angered King John. Although his old love had become a knight, he was still a commoner in the eyes of the court and King John. John ordered that the knights head be cut off and then he went up in his tower and wept for three days and three nights. He vowed to never be taken in by love again.

Damn Sirius you changed it -.- (changed mine so it kinda fits yours :P)

Edited 4/6/2014 15:32:21

:/ i thought it has to be wierd.... -_-"

Days after days, King John regretted his decision of cutting the knights' heads off. So, he order the soldiers to dig them up from the tomb. After that, he casted a spell which enabled the knights to put their heads back and become alive again.

P.S. The knights have also become immortal!! + i watched too many scary movies today...

Edited 4/6/2014 15:37:58

(so, he was 10 when he fell in love with the knight?)

The people were frightened by the resurrection of the knight. They had seen no magic before in their lifetimes, and greatly feared it. There were revolutions in all of Zutopia, accusing the king of witchcraft and demanding that he surrenders the throne to his brother Belthusalanthalus, who was only 5 years old.
But suddenly a different knight appeared at the court and claimed that the death of John's father was not caused by a hunting accident.

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Later that day around 5 pm montain troll time in the other side of the kingdom a army of trolls and gaints, crazy beast. Massed saying " we want the half bate aka belth ( belthusalanthaulas). In the zutopia population there are only 10,000,000 men and women, in the land of
Kakashoo there ruffly 90,000,000. Bcuz they reporduce 9x faster then humans but are dumber and less wise. Plus they have one queen that makes all the offspring ( like ants ). The king is a human sized deman that as a fire woop and a sword made from the volcano of nolayia. The troll army is very armored the soldiers are 10 ft tall. Thet have evil beast made from dust. The humans are unaware


( ya

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king john heard of this army coming his way. he sent the knight with his newly reattached head to scout it out. When this knight returned with a army of trolls and goblins king john was very surprised! meanwhile the peasants rebellion had come to protesting! imagine that. king john could not read even though his mother had tried to teach him too. so the scribbles on the signs meant nothing to him. if he could have read he would know that they are warning him not to reanimate corpses.

But since he couldn't read, he decided to reanimate more corpses, this time of the dead who had not been born yet and summoned a great dead leader from the future called Put-tin. Put-tin called on his great wisdom as a benevolent dictator and summoned an army of bear-riding knights to crush the peasant rebellion mercilessly. He then advised King John to revoke the spell he had cast on his former love, which he did, causing his head to fall off and him to die. The trolls, fearing this sorcery, fled like whipped dogs. Put-tin then purposed to King John, who tearfully accepted.

(purposed? I think you may have meant proposed :P)

A few weeks after the engagement, the day the whole kingdom of Zutopia had been waiting for had come, the day of King John's marriage to Put-tin. However, rather than the beautiful day King John had wished for, it was a stormy day with no end to the downpour. King John was still determined to have his wedding that day, and so he decided to use his magic powers against God to force him to stop the storm.....

Edited 4/7/2014 02:04:36

the attacked was not happy with this so he decided to change the feelings of the king john to a straight man! with this king john broke the engagement and put-tin died on the spot... or so king john thought. you see up in the mountains a troll enchanter looked through his looking ball and saw this happen. before put-tin "died" he actually knocked him out with a spell. then in the middle of the night put-tin woke up in the very modern morgue and walked to the mountains...

Put-tin had been brainwashed, and remembered nothing of his previous life! He had a completely new memory in which he had fought his way up the ranks of the troll army, and he was now their general. He also hated King John a lot, and he took the troll army through the mountains to the other side of Zutopia to fight the King's army. He had only one goal in mind: To kill King John.....

king john seeing his predicament fled to the "nearby" land of zambabwa and disguised himself as a peasant. unfortunately in zambabwa the king can take any peasants as working slaves. on that day the king ordered a new batch of slaves. the king did not believe that john was a king and put him to work.

meanwhile in zutopia the surviving peasants were turned into trolls! but they remembered the past.

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His cat Garfield came to him with lasagna. John didn't loved him very well and smashed Garfield out. When Odie came to the palaca of John, it was also being kicked out.

Garfield prepared a sneeky plan on John. John will be attacked with lasagna in the early morning.

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(You do realize that John no longer has a palace, and is no longer a king but a common slave?)

when john woke up from this strage dream of having a "cat" as he was calling it and a "dog" he was installed in the army and quickly rose to the top. in this way he became a general and was ready to beat up those trolls if ever they found him. but he was still a slave! years past and here we are. at the king of zambawa's wedding... and yes he is straight

At the wedding ceremony, a carrier pigeon flew in from Zutopia. Because the king of Zambabwa had an odd tradition of releasing one secret message to the public whenever he wed (which was very often, as the Zambabwans were all polygamous), in honour of the great knight Sno-den who died trying to protect the carrier pigeons.
Anyway, the message was that the great nation of Zutopia was now almost fully under troll control. General Put-tin was still trying to find and kill king John, while the resistance against the trolls was led by Belthusalanthalus, who was now ten years old but a military genius, as he grew up in war and surrounded by knowledge. When John heard the message, he decided to go back to Zutopia with his army of Zambabwians. When the king of Zambabwa objected, he resurrected the previous king of Zambabwa, who was now king again and out of gratitude for John released him of slavery.

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During the long time john spent as a slave, he learned a lot. He learned a spell that changed anything living into a human. He practiced this spell to make sure he got it right, and he perfected it. Soon he taught all of his Zambabwa men this spell, and they were ready to fight!

the gods of zambawa were not pleased with the new king and so took away the knowledge of the spell from king john and his men. and the new kings sanity. king john saw his opportunity to please the zambawa gods and fought the king. the gods were NOT pleased though as the king was the last of the heirs of neptu son of the sea god (percy jackson!) just kidding it was the god of storm and drought the most important god as they suffered both terrible floods from he sea and great drought of water where it was not killing them. as a history lesson there are three main gods/goddess. neptue lord of storm and drought. klefi goddess of the seasons. as you might expect she is also very important. plus she is married to neptu. and rafi god of fertility. there are six in the next tier of importance. but i will right a google doc on that sometime

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