| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/8/2010 19:02:17 |
joboo1979
Level 2
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Post your gags here! (Just for fun). Here's mine:
Q: Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' drizzle!
HA!
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| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/9/2010 12:37:03 |
CuChulainn 
Level 29
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...maybe he's the 7th Doctor...
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| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/10/2010 08:24:31 |
Guderian
Level 54
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Hmm, you started out with Snoop...
Q: What does Snoop Dog use to wash his whites?
A: Bleeaaaach!
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| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/10/2010 12:23:03 |
Rommel779
Level 34
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What do gay horses eat?
Haaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/10/2010 13:46:43 |
joboo1979
Level 2
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
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| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/17/2010 18:38:48 |
joboo1979
Level 2
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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
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| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/19/2010 05:02:35 |
Sir Tigerius
Level 58
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A woman walks into a bar with a pig.
The bar tender says, "Where'd you get the goat?"
The woman replies, "It's not a goat it's a pig!"
The bar tender looks at her and says, "I Was talking to the pig."
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| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/20/2010 13:40:35 |
Kamin
Level 3
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Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: "Keep the tip."
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| Random Funny Joke #1: 6/21/2010 17:35:46 |
joboo1979
Level 2
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Q: How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper!
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