I first thought J Russ. But it was too subtle. And too much work.
What? What?? Oh, it's on now.
While I thought this was funny, it's not my style. I'm trying to build my name, not besmirch it. I never do anything anonymously. If I was gonna imitate someone it'd be more like...
My name's Dr. Typesomething. The application form said "type something" so I wrote Typesomething. I'm a comedic genius. And I spent eight years contributing nothing to society, now everyone has to call me doctor so they know I'm better than them. And I'm the fifth best player on the ladder. If I were an Olympiad, I'd be marketed as the athlete nobody cares about.
BOOM. Roasted.
J Russ out!