Game 1: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3418037

Speed, turns 0-16: 1-2 turns per day
Game over turn 17 (11/17)
Obviously over turn 18, surrender? (11/18)
Still no surrender turn 19? (11/20)
Half his income turn 20 (11/23)
Another player surrenders, 15-0! 2300! Mission accomplished!
No sense in taking another turn, turn 21 (11/26)

Game 2: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3446057

11/22: It's not good when the opponent has to tell you on turn 9 or so "it's over i guess You were in Anrarcica and South America, now You have only Central america."
11/24: Another player surrenders! 15-0! 2300! Yes!
11/26: Turn 11. The surrender is imminent.

Game 3: http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3388902

11/12: Turn 5 seems to be when the fat lady warmed up to start singing.
11/24: 15-0! 2300! Who da man?!
11/26: Turn 11. Maybe surrender in a day or two?

Game 4? http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=3422854

11/15: Opponent asks to end it in real-time.
11/24: 15-0! 2300! I beat women too!
11/26: It's not good when an opponent waits around for you to take your turn and asks "u here? wanna play it rt?" Surrender might happen in a few days?

was confused how you could know so much since the games are under fog of war

then i looked at play speed. pretty telling and pretty pathetic

Oliebol like play, until he secure, that he didnt have any chance :[ And he is enough quick compared with others players. You are so jealous, Gui :[

Me no jealous. Me like make funny, other way to play. ;] Why you no boot me? Me no play game with Gui. Only create game and play forum :] Roaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr! Sorry, wrong account.

Firstable I didn't understand Gui's attitude to the forum, then he explained himself and I now just love and totally agree with everything he writes.

I don't know if I'm saying this because I'm just his lawyer but stick with it Gui, at least I enjoy all your threads/posts.

Yes, lawyer monkey, me secure so me play forum. Others no secure, no play forum. Billy Walsh eat HHH's flesh. Billy drag HectorHH dead carcass behind chariot and no prepare ritual burial. All forum see Billy slowly knaw HectorHH's bones like dog eat steak. HectorHH like play. But Billy make HectorHH sad :[ HectorHH then quit ladder. Too sad. :[ Porky Carcass say HectorHH no good. Gui Guy defend HectorHH. Gui Guy talk talk talk make funny say obvious. Oil Ball cheat. HectorHH head cloudy from Billy Walsh beat down. No see. HectorHH make Gui Guy oh so sad :[ But Gui Guy still want defend HectorHH's skill virtue, even if HectorHH show Gui Guy frown face :( or angry face :[ no show happy face :) or childlike pure happiness face :]

haha cinema at its most!

me get tired of reading when type like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2jSqYVaJKg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Huhuhuhuhahaha! Gui is so stupid. He just wishes he was 1st still. He's like an old hag with gray hair wrinkles and sagging breats who still dresses like she's 20. Oliebol is best ever. His profile says so. Congrats Oliebol!

I agree with everything X writes. At first I thought he was odd. Then he explained why. So now I want him to write more. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhahaha!

LOl perfect gui is insulting himself in another account either that or he has multiple personality syndrome,or lion and gui are not the same.

what would be so special about someone insulting himself?
you do that all the time ironheart

the thing about smart people is
that they seem like crazy people
to dumb people

so thats why you seem so sane to me!

Huhuhuhuhaha! Perfect. Truthless Hero is myhand insulting myhand to prove myhand is not Truthless Hero and to show myhand is smart enough to insult himself. Either that or it's not that and it's something else. Huhuhuhuhaha!

I don't follow

ok so this is how you get to be #1 - lame i will just crush ppl

Uh-oh, the Billy Walsh thread is leaking.