Yes, I have made this thread only to prove everybody my superior erudition
By acknowledging this fact, you want to put it beyond mention, but the problem is it is absolutely true.
The answer is within yourself. Subconsciously, you know what answer you wish to receive. I suggest you flip a coin, and your reaction to the choice will give you your decision.
My interpretation of the motive of your post is that you do not really feel like reading it, and if you attempt it, you will give up part of the way through.
I would instead reccomend The Hungry Caterpillar to you, I think it might improve your English skills.