Stop addressing me. You are a prop in this thread, a prop with tits, for us to hypothesise about to comic effect and for our own entertainment. I dont care what you think about my assumptions.

The fact that the man buying your drinks is related to you changed almost nothing at all. Or do you think he doesnt check out your ass?

First you say to stop adressing me and then you respond to me, how does that make sense ?

Secondly...I was just toying around with the wordplay for I knew otherwise people would come up with the (sugar)daddy references.
And no, I do not think dads will look at their daughters asses. To them, they'll always remain their little girl and looking at little girl's in such a context/way is just well.......weird.

Shut up, I want myhand or qi or red or x or anyone but you to post. I think youre putting them off.

Aranka, you know the answers. What are they?

@ aranka - no. it was just a few screenshots from some random YT video. The malamute in the video reminds me a lot of my Mal though.. here are some pics of my Stu:

17days old:

3 months with his sister:

6months:


2,5yo:


unfortunately he had a very bad case of canine epilepsy and despite we did everything we could, he crossed the rainbow bridge :(


sorry for hijacking the thread ;)

He looked so cute :O :O

Sorry to hear he passed away :(

Rainbow bridge

Does that mean there's a pot of gold waiting at the other end?

Shut up, I want myhand or qi or red or x or anyone but you to post. I think youre putting them off.

sup dawg. thinking about other guys hitting on girls reminds me that i am sad and lonely, so I left this thread alone.

allowing dogs on your bed is gross. sorry. that girl looks nice but I wouldn't want to so much as shake her hand or sit on her sofa if she treats her dog like that. my girlfriend-at-the-time was once petting her friend's dog on her lap and then she wanted to cuddle without even washing her hands. it truly repulsed me. she was drunk and offended so i relented. that was a horrible evening in general.

I also once accidentally stood on my friend's dog when I was 12. I was sat on a chair and the dog crawled beneath my feet without me realising, and when I tried to stand up I felt this organism squirm out from underneath my foot. then it looked up at me, it looked betrayed, and I was like 'yo dawg, this is your bad. never tell anybody this happened.'

[here I wrote about what I would do about dogs if I were in charge of the universe. but people would violently hate me for it, so just let it be known that I hate dogs and the idiots who love them.]

do you realise you have a serious obsession about clenliness, dont you? do you also sterilise your girls xxx before touching there?

Well a clean xxx is a must with a girl. Otherwise no smint, no kiss.

i agree with the clean, but he sounds like the sterilizing type

Whip out the carbolic acid...

I think dogs are disgusting, not vaginas. I take a bold pro-vagina stance.

But female dogs have vaginas... Paradox?

Whip out the carbolic acid...

Only if they try to get an education.

But female dogs have vaginas... Paradox?

Sorry, I was referring specifically to human vaginas. (I find myself saying that way too often.)

that would have sounded much better if you said bitches have vaginas.....

I was considering, but it sounded a tad vulgar.

Usually when someone is accusing people of being gay has a lot of repressed homosexuality. So i'd say that piggy and myhand would end it toghter discovering their new sexual orientation, sze would stay all night making calculation about the probability of his success with the girl and i'd be somewhere out as usually girls goes for me and not viceversa.

hahaha you didnt realize what you just wrote there, did you?