A Italian man walking along a New Jersey beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "God, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the God said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Italy, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
God said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the ocean! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The Italian man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "God, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. Here is my wish: I would like to know how to make an Italian woman happy.
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Q1: Let's say aranka is attractive. Who here would date her based soley on her looks, knowing full well (1) she is a bit manly, (2) she argues too damn much just for the sake of arguing, (3) she seeks attention (due to some deep, troubling sense of insecurity?), and (4) she assumes she is 20-40 IQ points more intelligent than she actually is and tries to mask this difference with annoying space-filling transitions (furthermore, thus, etc)?
Q2: I keep two girls in my life simply because I know sex with them would be great (one is based on experience, the other because she is a virgin and all the indirect talk is like a mental blow job. The one girl used to be in love with me but I rejected her (she was 19 and is a bit short for me). The virgin gives me gifts and I'll probably meet up with her next weekend for a mental blow job to pass the time, since she seems to want that more than I do. I wish I wasn't in a relationship sometimes! Question: What is sex with a virgin like? I imagine with this girl that she would want me to teach her how to please me and wod be open to experimentation...
I had bf's before who also tried piggy's tactic and maybe wanted me just for looks and not for my personality.
I can't say for sure, but I'm sure they didn't get what they wanted. I slept with none of them.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being an "easy girl", stop the slut shaming please Aranka.
I dont think you could call someone you dont go on a date with and then hook up with a few times a BF, so no, you've never had a BF like me. There is no reason a person like me would go out with a person like you.
I'm only a virgin if you take the term rather literally, I don't perceive myself to be a virgin though. And no Joker, that doesn't make me a hooker.
Secondly to dead piggy, multiple dates and such might or might not merit the title of BF. Maybe I was naive and thinking that after dating for 1,5 months that could be considered a bf, on the other hand though - give me another definition. Certainly not friends with benefits since there were no benefits.
@myhand - That's just mean. The friends I have and my current gf know I have a nice personality even though you guys don't get to see that or realize it when all I do here is flame.
Um, did you read what I said? multiple dates and 1.5 months merits BF.
I would be happy to have sex with someone who was attractive but obnoxoious sober (i think) but no amount of alcohol would coerce me to go on a date with her.
But then you wrongly interpreted my reference to your comment to imply I was talking about you, while in reality I was talking about the topic you broached
