X wont stop until he gets his shovel back. He is in Sandbox mode.

I'm sorry you didn't like my play :( one of the characters was based on you! I won't say which one, though.

You want your shovel back so bad.

Whatever are you going on about Myhand? You're so silly. Aren't you Mr. Silly? Aren't you a silly little silly? :)

I have to step in here for a brief moment and defend the "screenplay"-reference from myhand - if for no other reason that he without debate is the most handsomest, smartest, eloquent and kissable of the two participants in this "flame war".

And for another reason I am not yet allowed, nor willing, nor advised by my lawyer to do yet.

X (I will use this place holder for "X") clearly stated he wrote a "play".
This play does not specify not being meant for the big cinema - so calling it a "screenplay" is definitely not stepping over a red line here.

furthermore the cast for the play features well-known actors - film actors to be more precisely. Or best known for their screenplay - none in their right IMDB - reference would think of a play with these actors being staged in a mere theatre.

These things needed to be written (and saved and catalogued in a NSA archive).

i have to step in for a brief moment to tell you to suck a dick, son:

a play in one act:

[...]

Original Broadway Cast:
Myhandisonfire - Burl Ives
Unnamed mugger - Marlon Brando

Brando achieved stardom, however, as Stanley Kowalski in Tennessee Williams's 1947 play A Streetcar Named Desire, directed by Elia Kazan.

The original Broadway production, which opened in 1955, was directed by Elia Kazan and starred Barbara Bel Geddes as Maggie; Ben Gazzara as Brick; Burl Ives as Big Daddy;

suck a dick, son.

furthermore the cast for the play features well-known actors - film actors to be more precisely. [...] none in their right IMDB - reference would think of a play with these actors being staged in a mere theatre.

Furthermore, if you ever step to me again, you best come correct, son.

CURTAIN

Because obviously, I was referring to the curtain that they have in cinemas, to be more precisely. They always make sure to write that into screenplays.

Myhand can't speak English properly, so he tried to be distinctive by using what he thought was a synonym. May I have my shovel now?

First: No matter how much you would like to infer it- I am not, nor will I ever be - Myhand.
Secondly: Reading over your line specifying your play as a "Broadway" play does raise some doubt in my first impression its relation to a real theatre would not have occurred.
the "CURTAIN" surely IS another big hint.

I stand corrected.
In this case.

The other claim stands undisputed:

Myhand still holds the position as most handsomest, smartest, eloquent and kissable participant in this "flame war".
And of course he therefore rightfully may keep any and all shovels he may or may not have in his possession!

I never suggested that you were Myhand. The dandelion doth protest too much, methinks. (That line's from another screenplay - Billy Shakes wouldn't be caught dead in a "mere theatre".)

I stand corrected.

No need to read any other part of this comment. I'm glad that you learned something tonight. Aranka's Boobs, away!

...well of course I learned something:

You, Mr. X, put the x into patronizing.
Which is amazing. Since there was none in the beginning.

pusteblume and x. Neither of you have tits and neither of you are saying worth a damn. Please take whatever the above is away from my thread. Much appreciated.

Sorry Boston, we did digress here (sadly you cannot spawn off a thread out of another thread... yet?!).
I wish you all the best and less excitement of the mugging kind and more of the enjoyable "wow, that's nice!" kind.
I loved travelling New Zealand and Australia!

Sorry for the YAXT donkey :( I will keep quiet now.

Having a good time buddy?

Melbourne's better than Sydney, our sponges are less absorbent.
But I think our beers cost more...

It's 530 am here in Auckland. I'm up to start packing and doing laundry.

Will have breakfast at the bakery as I hike Mt. Eden. Will also take a picture of the sunrise this morning.

Will eventually post pictures and post an itinerary.

No one wants to see pictures of your laundry.

NEVER FLY CHINESE EMIRATES.

NEVER.

Limit of 30k and 20$ kilo after.

NEVER.

I TOOK WHAT I COULD OUT OF MY BAG. BUT STILL 180. FUCK THIS AIRLINE.

With these damn costs.

Its too bad I can't just have someone else pay my food, rent, other and make believe i don't owe them a dime.

It's also too bad that I cant make up a resume even if i havent worked in basically a year.

What a shame, right?

With these damn costs.

Its too bad I can't just have someone else pay my food, rent, other and make believe i don't owe them a dime.

Uhm....you could actually do that.
Just ask Piggy about that, he knows how to get in such situations.

It's pretty simple actually:
A) Find a girl with a rich daddy and mommy
B) Try to seduce her
C) For some unlogical reason she decides to stay loyal to such a lazy bum as yourself
D) Let her pay for all your costs
E) Long live the leech :)

Is Tig really like a leech? He's more like a tapeworm, hooking onto the gut of his host, opening his mouth, and siphoning off the nutrition of his host. Also, I think leeches are part of a food chain, so they actually contribute a tiny little bit to the world.

A) Find a girl with a rich daddy and mommy

Done

B) Try to seduce her

Well I've been trying, I'm not sure it's going too well.

C) For some unlogical reason she decides to stay loyal to such a lazy bum as yourself

You're definitely "unlogical", I doubt your loyalty though :/