ohmg ashole thx 4 bootin me

sory sum of us hav lyves we carnt b on her evry secund ov evry day

and main acunts 2

maykes me wunder f u r rlly a multi acount bcos a true one wuldnt trreet his felo multis leik tish.

remnids me ov this qoute it was on a poastr at schol it sed `im infreior of any man hu i step on" or sumthing liek that

i fink itwa s tlakng about liek raceizm or sumthin but it is aproprite heer becos u r ym inferior

how was i able to understand all that?

i am the king of alts, i shall destroy you all, even if by boot! victory shall be mine

i gess we r both jus rilly gud at inglish punk

ant joke i m goin to vote 4 taht uservoyce so that i can colaps al ur poasts bcos u r evn wurs than joaker an i dont beleev u r a reel alt

also u shud hav an animal on teh end of ur naym liek anit-jocker spider or sumthin like that

Look, I'm sorry. I'm not really the best. I don't even think that means anything. I have some problems in my life, and well ... going on Warlight with an extra layer of anonymity and asserting my superiority over strangers in a meaningless sphere just makes me feel better.

I'm not proud. I'm a terrible, terrible, heinous person. It doesn't matter how much better I am at Warlight than you, even if it is much, much, much better. It isn't interesting or amusing to call people a noob. It's juvenile and, frankly, pathetic, even if you are all noobs. I hope you all hate me as much as I hate myself.

Why can't we just play people on our normal accounts? What's wrong with that harmless, inconsequential competition? Why must we act as though it is important in order to have fun? What does that suggest to you about our character? So what if we lose a game?

To the people who responded to my 'challange' (which ought to have been roundly ignored): I hope I didn't damage your egos. I hope equally that you listen to what I have said and learn from my mistakes, if you have the capacity for honest self-reflection.

superlative, if being alts doesn't matter, may I suggest you tell everyone who your main account is?

Also people use alts to add a bit of mystery to the game. And you have no previous experience of that player, and you don't know how good they are. They could be Qi or myhand to someone like Hellbender, and you don't know if they will be aggreesive or expansive and defensive.