Oh, and it's weird that you should admonish me for being a bookworm, when you needed my words to assure you that you were a hero. A hero, like in some comic. That if you were a supporting character in a Dickens novel, you would be called Mr. Niceguy McAssiststheprotagonist or something like that.

Since you are part of the gritty, grisly real world, you should know that heroes don't exist. Slugs spend a lot of their time outside, but I wouldn't expect them to understand much about the world. They don't even know that they're slugs.

Myhands story of heroism is about myhand and not the other people involved or the city because he is a massive narcissist. He couldnt tell the story any other way because everything in his life is all about him. Trying to pacify him is only giving him what he wants (attention focused on him) and reinforcing his behaviour. For his good dont apologise when you werent wrong, dont cower, tell him to stop acting like a child.

I'm not going to kick him when he's down.

Anyway, of course I am ungrateful for his brilliant forumming. He just reminds me of my own inability. He doesn't want or need my appreciation.

Heil Tigger, creator of the master race. You would know about childish narcism, wouldnt you?

Yes, when I read X post about that incident and the way he talked about it, I was pissed and rightfully so. The way he displayed it, as if I came to him and wanting his appreciation of my deed, was not only ridiculous, but publicly announcing anything that was a topic of a more private conversation is a display of a very bad character. I would never do that, not even with my "enemies". What people tell me in private , stays in private, no matter how the relationship has been strained. Maybe that is why all the people I know and meet trust me and what makes me so awesome ;) in real life. But I know that not everyone can have equally high standards.

I am aware that when you havent been part of a life threatening situation, you can`t relate to even a fraction of what it was. It is fine. I calmed down. Just keep judging me for not being modest enough in your eyes.
But next time you read in the news paper "young student beaten to death in bar" etc., think about that how fucking happy he and his mother would feel now, if an narcistic, inmodest selfcentred prick would have been there to brag about his hero status.

And yes X. You tell yourself heroes dont exist as an excuse for you not achieving what you could. I can imagine that you tried often enough when you were younger, applying your sense of justice to an injust world. I can imagine it weared you down and I made you cynical. That is fine. That just not right.
There have been many heroes. There will always be heroes. Heroes die everyday, dying for their ideals. Political heroes get shot. Couragous journalists, doctors, socialworkers or just plain civillians mugged, raped, killed, everyday. Sitting behind a PC with a mysantrophic pseudo enlightened attitude about it and denying it, wont change it.
It just justifies your own inactivity.

BORING!

He's not down. Look, hes still fighting fit, so do him a favour and hit him again.

Myhand is awesome....we get it

Now stop boring us and get out there to be a hero yet once again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

I think I'd rather be beaten to death than to help you feel better about yourself.

You are angry at the way I portrayed it? I portrayed it accurately and succinctly. The way you are presenting it makes it sound like you are some kind of fucking Batman. What's your origin story, did you get bitten by a radioactive douchebag?

Getting raped doesn't make you a hero. That isn't even remotely close to the meaning of the word. You obviously don't know its meaning. Look how petty and cruel you are being. There's a phrase used in cinema: "show don't tell". You are telling us how noble you are, but the actions we are witnessing are far from heroic.

And you think I'm being cynical? If I was cynical I wouldn't even bother replying to your sad little post. I'm fighting for what I believe in. I believe in a forum to be proud of. I believe in a humble Myhand. A productive Piggy. A charming Aranka. You might say I'm a dreamer, but ... well, I am the only one.

And look at what it's achieving ... nothing. The tiniest improvement cannot be accomplished. I am the guy in Grizzly Man, eaten by the bears I am delusionally trying to save. Herzog was right: death, cruelty and chaos is the nature of the forum. Hopeless bleak despair. I've seen the best threads of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical.

X, Tigger and Aranka. If I get you three to bond, I must have hit a nerve.

I would like to fight you three at the time, really.
Problem is, you are so cute, that i dont know if i should rather protect you instead.

Oh Myhand, threatening to beat a girl up on the internet? You're a hero after all!

Let me know where us 4 will meet up to have it out, I think we could take you. Aranka's Boobs will destroy you. You'll curse the day you crossed Aranka's Boobs, etc.

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

- Unattributed, quoted by Myhandisonfire

Sitting behind a PC with a mysantrophic [sic, sic] pseudo enlightened [sic] attitude

- Myhandisonfire, mentionating furiously


Maybe pull a Gui, and claim that just because you quoted it, doesn't mean you personally think it?

Are you really trying to play that stupid now X?
Obviously I meant verbally.


Since Aranka started posting videoclips I will do so too.

For Aranka:
http://vimeo.com/64611906

For Tigger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiH4yYG54Ss

For X:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMeWTcPOLGg

Hes happy now hes the centre of attention again, and people have stopped exposing him as less than he imagines.

I'll give myhand another song then:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yG0QE9ce3U

Cause he's "the biggest, the best, better then the rest. Nobody's perfect but he's pretty fucking close. We should listen and treat him like a superstar. He's not just a human but a gift to all of us."
He's here to tell us all his message and "his knowledge puts him in the position of a god or a king."

Myhand's life chorus sounds something like this:

What's wrong with being self-possessed?
Nobody satisfied with being second best.
I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed,
And I've got to get it off my chest.
I'm the biggest,
The best,
Better than the rest,
Better than the rest.
I'm the biggest,
The best,
Better than the rest,
Better than the rest.
I'm the biggest,
The best,
Better than the rest,
Better than the rest.
I'm the biggest,
The best,
Better than the rest,
Better than the rest.

haha, thats cool Aranka.
Spot on!

But that`s only when it comes to Tigger,X and the rest.

When it comes to you, this is more acurate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZiNtbgm9oM

what happened to the best of 7 series between you 2?

Myhand in his mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQS6lfn0yU

In reality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2n-Gg20VzY

Here you go piggy, since you arent on skype:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkPzCO4x4XM
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/15435-speedy-ortiz-tiger-tank/

I am disappointed in your song choices myhand.

I half expected you to find something which would fit forum behaviour or personality more.
Just some simple suggestions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGHLPa_adnc <--for if you wanted to flame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OOWcsFj0U <---for if you did not


For you I've gotten another song. You might not like the lyrics so much as the other one, but it's about the subtle cue in both which is important.
Hereby the song for myhand, for we all know he is "perfection personified":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fZRbB5CUE

And with that I'm going to sleep....I'll let you 3 flame it out amongst the 3 of you :)

Sadly the music companies prevent me from watching your videos. But I read the titles, so I got the message, X.

I am sorry that I you got the wrong idea.
Here is what i really want to say, my dear X:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6nNl3-0qUo

and here the lyrics in a translation:

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/das-spiel-game.html

what happened to the best of 7 series between you 2?