I know proper grammar.

I am great at this game, bar none.

I am active.


Please only invite me if you have the power to do so.
Cheers,

ps, I can obviously only join 1 clan, so tell me what the point of the clan is.

How about, no one cares or {NOC} for short.

join Relite.

join warlighters, no jokes are made about them nowadays :(, partly because their prolighter division is actually pretty good, but their lighters and some warlighters are still terrible

NO,

He deserves to be in the best clan looking at his stats. He should join Relite.

Well this post is an open offer. any takers? my only loses are boots.
(look @ boot/loss ratio)

it's a shame for those who dont surrender and have others to wait 3 days to boot him. For the sake of making Warlight a better gaming environment, Illuminati please consider to surrender when you know you are going to lose. Thanks.

This is one of the least effective methods to join a clan.

How come this thread ain't going YAAT ?? :(

@Illuminati: "Well this post is an open offer. any takers? my only loses are boots.
(look @ boot/loss ratio) "

Not true.

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4555980
http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=4540270

Both of those are losses, not boots.

btw, you suck at this game, no clan that is semi decent gives a shit about you having a good record at games with autodistribution on a totally uneven map

Dammmmnnn someone call a burn unit

Dear Mr.Illumanti,

The high command of ♦ ɌeLite ♦ is very impressed with your performance in the last 2 weeks, while most of us were off fighting the great Titan, Rezzif. Your ways in inflating your statistics (2 hour boot times and changed bonus values) are very impressive and cunning indeed. You applied a combination of wittiness and charm in trying to persuade everyone that your 1v1 defeats were due to a problem with the site. While your attempt was proved ultimately futile, your efforts have made an impression on the high command. For this, we have decided to formally allow you to join our clan! Put on the ♦ ɌeLite ♦ tag and together we shall rule this forum's wave and tide! And all shall tremble before our cunningness and power!

We are not a weak clan, Mr.Illumanti. Our players are among the best and most outspoken in Warlight and we have crushed countless clans countless times, notably our 14-3 win over the WM clan.

We anticipate your reply.
♦ ɌeLite ♦

I accept.

Why do people spend so much effort creating multi acct to humiliate Relite? This isn't a good act

How much effort ??

Unreality? Get real, this is brilliant!