This is a game to see who can get to the top of the hill and be the king. Creative approaches to doing this are encouraged. I'll start:
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I throw my paper hats at those trying to stop me from being King of the Hill! I'm King of the Hill!

I huff and i puff and i blow your paper hat away.

I huff and i puff and i blow away anyone trying to stop me from being King of the Hill.
I am King of the Hill!

i take a rifle and start mass murdering people tring to stop me, once i am at the top i build a giant fort with machine guns on every side to stop anyone from coming up "im king of the hill"

I use my blue balloon to attack from the air, the hawk is now in the sea and I King of the Hill :D (and still have the fort)

well played ^

seeing this chaaos
i release my nuclear weapson
straight for the hill
destroying the fort
destroying the hill

gg all.

trolled^

I take my magical paper hat and send out a beam that resurrects the hill! And now I'm King of the Hill!

I push you off!
I let a hundred trucks full of sand drop their load on the hill, and now I'm the King of the Mountain! After I build a hall, I will play "In the hall of the mountain king" every time someone approaches! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI)

I put on my invisibility cloak so you don't notice me and no music is played. I come from behind and grab you by the balls until you apologize for liking music that is prohibited by the GEMA :)

Gesellschaft für musikalische Aufführungs- und mechanische Vervielfältigungsrechte?

You got it :P

i take more rifles and charge up the hill, but can not find anyone there, claiming it for mine i let my guard down while rebuilding the fort, but get killed by trolluminati, and die, my ghost haunts trolluminati until he is so scared he has to leave, MY GHOST IS KING OF THE HILL :D

i grab a gun and kill everyone who si outside the hill, then i shoot myself...
end

I put on Trolluminati's invisibility cloak, and when you've shot yourself I'm the last man on earth and I claim the hill!

I bring a cleric showing him their is nobody but me visible on the hill and thus i officially claim it.
I am legal owner of the hill !

i am still a ghost, haunting the hill, owning it myself

I blow the hill up, and build a fake hill out of the exact same sand on the exact same position, except that it is now legally a building and not part of nature, and since I built it I legally own it!
And my army of lawyers will see to powerneg's charge of me blowing up his hill.

Camouflaged as a lawyer for Moros, but working for myself (the gov.) I find that he`ve not paid Taxes!!! So the gov. takes over the hill, and sinced that`s me i\m now the King of the hill.

I trow a potato at you guys. You stop fighting and look at it very confused. I steal the hill, put in on a (for you guys) unknown area (wich you can not trackdown or something). Then I sit on it eating chocolate and laughing like a crazy guy when yelling: "I'm the king now, bitches, see who is lauging now, whahahahahahahahahah"