Yesterday, February 8th, 2015 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the Royal Falcons were suddenly and deliberately attacked by smurf accounts and other hidden mercenaries by order of the Dark Lordz.

The Royal Falcons were at peace with that Clan and, at the solicitation of Darklordio, was still in conversation with its government and its emperor looking toward the maintenance of peace in Warlight.

Two weeks ago, the Dark Lordz kicked Pooncrew out of their clan.

Last week, Darklordio booted Queefballs from the Darklordz.

Last night, the Darklordz dismantled the Royal Falcons

And this morning, the Poon Squad was established to help join the war against warlight tyranny

As Commander in Chief of the Poon Squad I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole warlight nation remember the character of the onslaught against us.

No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the Warlight people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

The only thing the Poon Squad has to fear is fear itself.

Ask not what the Poon Squad can do for you, but what you can do for the Poon Squad.

Let's take down the DarkLordz together

I sent a message to the Tyrant Darklordio:



Darklordio this a formal declaration of war. The Poon Squad and all of its members are now in a state of war with the Dark Lordz and your annexed Royal Falcon brothers.

I propose the only way to solve this issue is to have my 7 best players against your 7 best players and the winner takes control of The Royal Falcons.

If there is one honorable thing you do in your life let it be this.

Sincerely,
Pooncrew

Hmmm no?

Pseudonym is afraid because he knows he will lose the game and lose control of the falcons

If he had control of which he doesnt

Then we challenge you for management rights of the falcons