If you visit the city if Pompeii today, you'll see stone boners all over the place. Is it simply the hilarious work of a dedicated prankster? No. These gladii, as the Romans called them, were designed to point curious travelers in the direction of the local brothel.
The first person to die in the first triumphant was Crassus. He was the richest man and owned halve of the city of rome. How he came to own halve of the city of ro, e is he would by buildings while they were on fire. So he got them cheap(hence fire sale). Then once the building was just ash he would just get his slaves to do the rebuilding. put down the 3rd servile rebellion who's leader was Spartacus but pompey took the glory. (Hence glory thieve) so he decided to war the parthians, a Persian empire, to get some glory even though they were a neutral people. He lost the war in the battle of Currae were he was captured and killed by the parthians who poured molten gold down his throat.
He was at a church with his grandfather, Aleksandr II, during a storm. Suddenly, some ball lightning flew in, bounced on a couple things, then flew out, leaving Nikolai II terrified. Aleksandr II was very calm, and Nikolai II was embarassed and vowed never to be afraid of storms.