1. South Australia
2. Northern Territory
3. Western Australia
4. Queensland

I actually was saying that people are touchy about women

Queensland isn't desert..
Quite the contrary actually rainforests and a lot of heat though not sure about South Australia most of it isn't desert though?

there are parts of deserty queensland
and yes to the north of SA

Saudi Arabia = A big country of lots of different cultures and traditions depending on where you are and which tribe you are from. Have law and order thanks to an effective criminal justice system.
Australia = Personal property of the Queen of Britain, full of racist convicted criminals who live upside-down.

Saudi Arabia = A big country of lots of different cultures and traditions depending on where you are and which tribe you are from. Have law and order thanks to an effective criminal justice system.

Saudi Arabia=Desert+Oil+Mecca
Australia=Desert+Coasts+Colonies

Colonel = homophobic + terrible jokes

King Clitoris = terrible username + huge troll

+ sexy

= Sexy Troll.