Oh so you belive in the flying spaghetti monster. Please tell me more.

Welp I'm going to bed. Good night spaghetti monster man.

P1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being which has every perfection.
P2. Existance is a perfection.
P3. Therefore, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

I understand if your mortal mind is having trouble understanding this, but trust me he exists. I am the prophet lawlz, and he has spoken to me. Please, if you have and questions about our lord and savior, ask away.

And remember...

I always thought it was a giant spider in the sky *ponder* guess I was wrong.


Regardless, why wont these threads die ._.

Edited 4/13/2015 07:19:35

A human cannot imagine the greatness of God, even if he tried.

Guys, don't indulge this, Lawlz is just using a straw-man. (And a really bad one at that...)

>A bad strawman
>Tfw Eklipse doesn't understand that this is how he sounds

Let's list some things out here Lawlz.
-I've never talked about stoning people
-Never talked about murdering orphans
-Never came here to preach hellfire and brimstone
-Not a single post you've made has remotely resembled any of mine
-You talk about religion more than I do

Yeah, it's a straw-man, and it makes you look really desperate.

Desperate for what? I don't have to prove homosexuality is fine, enough people believe it already. I just like making fun of religion.

And to take the stoning and murdering orphans literal is probably the most autistic thing you've said so far. Congrats.

And now you're making excuses for your little straw-man. "Oh well that wasn't literal.."

I just like making fun of religion.

You're just a troll then. I bet if someone came in here who likes making fun of LGBTs you'd have a different tone.

Btw, Autism joke. Stay classy Lawlz.

Edited 4/13/2015 11:49:17

>What is a metaphor for 400, Alex

A human cannot imagine the greatness of God, even if he tried.

exactly, for all we know, he could be a giant pile of shit

> I understand if your mortal mind is having trouble understanding this, but trust me he exists. I am the prophet lawlz, and he has spoken to me. Please, if you have and questions about our lord and savior, ask away.


Lawlz... you are insane.

Holy hell. ._. Just shut the hell up and realize that different people have different views. Why the hell dont we ignore posts from Thomas, Lawlz or Colonel.

Ignore me, that's fine. Just don't say I didn't warn you when you're in hell burning for all eternity.

Typical fire and brimstone religious fanatic.

Typical leftist fanatic.

Typical people who have crushes on eachother *looks at colonel and Lawlz*

I don't have any sexual attraction to men dressed as women.

What about a man with his *whistles* turned inside out to look like a *whistles in a higher pitch*