It's a simple game; dissect any historical event with a simple 5 word analysis
No tone is recommended to your 5 words, and there is no recommendation on what kind of historical event should be used (though it shouldn't be a parody historical event, i.e. Brushing your teeth, a gas price increase, etc.).

The Civil Rights Movement
What's up with black people?

American Revolution, f*ck you Britain!

Edited 4/6/2015 04:57:30

Fizzer added coin games *Gasp*

Cold War, commies r bad

Armageddon:
The end of the world

World War 2
Hitler invades and genocides many

The First Fleet (to Australia):

Ooo Natives, Lets kill them.

Ooo Natives, Lets kill them.



Bloody Aussies shame on you!

lol they started it!

WWI:
Major war, because small conflict

Napoleonic Wars:
Austria is raped many times

100 years war
Longest war in the history

1945 British general election
Thanks Churchill, now fuck off.

By "general" do you mean regular elections to the public or general as in military guy?

as in the election for members of parliament, as opposed to local elections, for local councils.

Edited 4/5/2015 20:58:55

Julius Caesar's Civil War
Thanks Caesar, please fuck off?

(spoof of Clement Attlee's 5 words)

Neil Armstrong on the Moon,-
'Omg guys, best day evaa'

Africa colonisation :

Europe ate the continent whole

American Civil War:
Slaves Are Worse Than Britain!

Edited 4/6/2015 04:57:18

either world war:
America puts Europeans to bed