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What is the Weirdest Thing you have ever read/hear: 4/24/2015 03:48:43


The Mad Japanese
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I read a Fan Fiction about the Golden Girls and Courage the Cowardly Dog reimagined in the Lion King. In the Ending, Dorothy makes a Buffalo explode using her telekenesis

Edited 4/24/2015 04:57:27
What is the Weirdest Thing you have ever read/hear: 4/24/2015 04:28:07


[WL] Colonel Harthacanute
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Let me remake a summary for it for those that want to read it:

Once upon a time there was three girls named the "Golden Girls" and an 80-year old man who lived next door (I think you can already see my direction). This eighty year-old man had a buffalo as a pet. One day, the Golden Girls went for a walk and came across their neighbour fishing on the canal. They recognised him and went up to him. He put down his rod and stared round at the three golden girls with their blonde locks, bright, blue eyes, pink cheeks and enormous breasts (boobs). The old man, named Mr Thomas, invited them round to see his bull.

Later on, now the three girls at Mr Thomas' house, they went into his vast grounds to watch his bull. Unfortunately, the bull has a crazy extreme fetish for human girls, so as soon as he saw the hottest girl Dorothy, he "exploded" all over the freshly mowed grass in his meadow.

The End.

Note: I will remove this if I am requested to by mods, however I have tried to remain within the framework of the rules by not making direct sexual references, and only vague ones. Thanks.

Edited 4/24/2015 04:30:03
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