We have decided that it is best to eliminate Poon Squad from the face of this realm. Anybody that dislikes or hates Poon Squad are welcome to join. The Royal Falcons have declared war on Poon Squad.

I REPEAT, THE ROYAL FALCONS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON POON SQUAD.

What kind of settings do you want to use for this war? I'm thinking:

8v8
Imperium Romanum
1 day boot
Light fog
airlift and gift cards
1 starting point
neutral territories at 1

Which Seasonal Ladder is that template from? It seems so strategy-focused I'm surprised Clan League hasn't adopted it already.

weak sarcasm mate...
although the template is awful.

i think the clan war should be knockout style 1vs1 ^^ not like 8vs8...... and especially not light fog... 1 day boot sounds like you want people to get booted to win...

In any case, I'm reasonably active*. It seems like PS wants to win this by boot so the squadron has to consist of people who're not going to get booted. Hence, if the Falcons want, I can join in.

* Or unreasonably active, if you ask oljo or anyone else who realizes that CORP Strategic League is being run manually because I'm too cheap to by a WL membership.

Edited 5/22/2015 13:20:24

We don't do 1v1 because they're not as much fun as strategizing with your teammates.

As far as fog, if they don't like light fog we are also willing to do no fog.

1 day boots would be with AIs for booted players. We just want the game to move fast.

1 day boot and strategizing with teammates in 8vs8 scenario, i sense something weird....

Edited 5/22/2015 13:27:04

What's weird? That some of us play this game with friends for fun? And that we don't like games to take forever?

I like the poon squad.

That's the way the Poon Squad plays, 1 day boot this is the guarantee that you can win any game without any strategic talent, you just need to be active, CORP joined once one of their tournaments, and it was the same thing: 1 day boot, but obviously our members were booted as some do not play each days, hence the Poon Squad won, but that does not prove your value in strategic games at all.

Dude do 2v2 or 3v3 if you want to strategize. 8v8 is completely unstrategic, especially in a map small as imperium romanum.

I think falcons should make the template terms, perhaps with some professional assistance.

8v8 is non-negotiable. Especially if we're talking about a clan war. We don't feel a smaller game would be representative of an entire clan.

Again, we're not trying to win by boot hence AIs. We just don't want this to drag out and take like a month. If you can't get players to play once a day, they obviously don't care about your clan.

Look, guys, these people have literally no skill at this game. Let's just get active players with reasonable strategic ability and crush them on their own turf and shitty template.

The Falcons will be crushed Poon Squad I will gather my allys against the Falcons

Sweet. I was hoping TLW would join this game.

Hey, QueefBalls, here's my suggestion for the terms: if you guys lose, you have to give The Lone Wolf manager rights in your clan. Deal?

We only give manager rights to people we know in real life. If more clans adopted a similar policy they wouldn't get hijacked all the time

You said it QB

knyte we would love your assistance in this issue.

Alright, I'm in. Let's show Poon Squad what a clan that actually trusts all of its members is capable of!