-If you want to sleep, I could sing for you a nice lullaby. Listen :
'Today come the big day/
Be happy Magyar , hei/
Cause Ardeal is ours/..

-It's a joke like Micky Mouse[14].

-Heh..well
'Cause how long the lives/
Transilvania it masters/
He don't care about the romanians/..

-Cause the magyars kiss their ass.

-Well. hmmm..
'We are magyars/
You are romanians/..

-'Yea, but I saty here/
And you go elsewhere !

And so, this is where our sketch. Thanks for listening.

First of all, what is this?
This is a sketch from the show 'Vacanta Mare'( a romanian humoristic group), part of their show, Am Inbuli-NATO(We've been screwed by NATO, 1999).What we made here is the translation realized by DesertFox. We do not own the original script.

Secondly, what the numbers mean?
Those are notes, and i will explain them.
1.Ardelean= people from Transilvania (named also Ardeal)
2.Corneliu Vadim Tudor=is the leader of the Greater Romania Party (Partidul România Mare), poet, writer, journalist and a former Member of the European Parliament. He is known for his strongly nationalist views.
3.Reference to the magyar language( this applies on the romanian language too)
4.Baptise here is used as misspeling someone's name
5.Arrival in the unit = the date of arriving in some place (usualy a military unit)
6. Historical Reference. Hungarians claim that they were first in Transilvania, but this theories are disputed.
7.Another Historical reference. It is belived that the romanians from Transilvania lived under the hungarian rule for almost 500 years (but it's not sure )
8.'Catch Hungarians/bulgarians/etc. (rom.a prinde ungurii/bulgari/etc). Is a romanian phrase .We say that when we catch on Tv programs from another countries (or from our own).
9.Pálinka= is a traditional fruit brandy in the Carpathian Basin.
10.Ardelean Chest(Piept Ardelenesc) = a local recipe of chicken chest.
11.In romanian, it sounded ,,deci, felul intai''. 'A face felul', lit. translated in english, means ' to kill somebody'.
12.Guyas (know as Goulash) =is a soup or stew of meat and vegetables, seasoned with paprika and other spices.
13.Calling for duty in the army.
14.This part was modified by our translator, to rhyme in English.
The original romanian phrase ('Iau-zisi ce gluma proasta'; lit' hear what a bad joke).

And thirdly, i will tell some facts.
First, answering to thomas question. Ion was worryed that Pisti would ''invade'' Romania, so that's why he asked him if he is in holyday.
1. The number of pages that are in this forum correspond exactly to the number of pages our translator wrote this text.
2. We wanted to share with the world (warlight comunity )some of our hummour.
3. There are more sketches with Pisti and Ion, and we will translate them in futture.

Again, thanks for reading this.

I didn't understand or laugh at any of it, but okay thanks. I have to rethink humor now.

Perhaps we don't have necessary knowledge of the history of Romania and Hungary then?

Edited 9/6/2015 20:10:29

Those darn crazy Romanians and their comedy skits :D

Would 've been better if the scéne- and character-explanations would 've come before the scéne.

I even asked for these in the middle of it, but they waited till the end.

I laughed at the beginning how pathetic it was, than read all it, at first thought it was something in the 1800s, but then they started mentioned television, 1920s? Then NATO? Then football match?

Let the Dacians have their fun

What the fuck is this

Why it's a skit good chap!