>Stand up and piss on the fire

Roll: 15

You stand up and bravely piss on the flames. The ring of flames is instantly extinguished. Pulling your pants back up, you stride over to your sword and pick it up. It's still warm, but you watch as the small scaly creature curls around the hilt and your hand, keeping it comfortable. The huge lizard sits there, stunned into silence. You take up a fighting stance, daring the lizard to charge you.

Edited 11/6/2015 01:39:33

> Scream at the lizard

Roll: 20!

The lizard prepares to charge. As it does, you reach down deep into your soul. With the lizard closing in, you unlock the red-hot anger within you. Releasing it with a huge roar, your anger takes physical form. It becomes a huge glowing fist that smashes the lizard into thousands of flakes of skin and bone. With the flakes of the lizard slowly drifting down around you, various forest predators come into the clearing and kneel before you, recognizing your strength. Then, as suddenly as it came, they are gone, leaving you alone in the clearing with your sword and small scaly creature wrapped around your arm.

>Shout "Yeah, take it, bitches!"

Roll: 11

You shout "Yeah, take it, bitches!" at the forest around you. It seems suitably impressed.
There's a path leading out of the clearing, or you could try to go charging through the forest if you want.

Edited 11/7/2015 20:16:09

>Charge through the forest because reasons

>Find a nice wench.