Where actually is warlight university though? What is it even?

Warlight University is based in Marrakech Morocco.

It's a free public higher education source.

There are roughly 15 professors. We enroll 60 students every month. It's online university.

In it we will teach you the Arts and Sciences of Warlight, as well as Social Studies of the website.

You come out of our university with an Undergraduate Degree in Warlight.

I see, well, that's kinda cool I guess, perhaps not so useful to players who just want to play a few games with good players though maybe?

The thing that really got me from awful to decent was having a very good/top player help me out. MoD or JSA seem to be the most willing to help people.

You left poonsquad? whyyyyyyyy? We're the best clan ever.

He said something like "Those guys are just too good for me, they make me look like a really bad player, I want to join the worse clan in Warlight so I can be the best player there and feel better about myself"

Or something along those lines...