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Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:53:37


C.Z Codreanu.
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-Ok, I will say,’’ Fă you damn bitches.’’They will know that it’s from us.We will personalize a bit.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:53:47


DesertFox
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-Make some deaths in graves with crosses and a priest with some sad people .
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:54:03


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And now write.’’Disperate message.How are you?How is the life in the village?My father have took the grapes.?
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:54:15


C.Z Codreanu.
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-Ah…where is the disperation ?
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:54:35


DesertFox
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-Disperation , if my father don’t take the grapes they rotten.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:54:49


C.Z Codreanu.
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-Disperation with the ship I mean.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:55:02


DesertFox
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-Ah, P.S.We were on the ship, now it’s gone, out , kaput.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:55:55


C.Z Codreanu.
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-A, Gheorghe, what are those triangles .?
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:56:19


DesertFox
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-They give way.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:56:40


C.Z Codreanu.
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-I mean those triangles near us, in the sea.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:56:51


DesertFox
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-Well, if they are sharks, I am not scared.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:57:33


C.Z Codreanu.
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-How?
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:58:14


DesertFox
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-When I am in my wool socks , not even the tiger dares to come closer.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:58:28


C.Z Codreanu.
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-Yea, but the smell can’t go in water .
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:58:53


DesertFox
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-Really?And you think those fishes with bellys up are going to tan at this hour?
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 18:59:47


C.Z Codreanu.
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-Go to hell ,you are a man worth of the Guinness World Records.
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 19:00:11


DesertFox
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-So, let's go to America ?
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 19:00:24


C.Z Codreanu.
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-LET'S GO!!!
Two shepherds on Titanic.: 1/8/2016 19:23:24


Konakona
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And so, we have ended this comic sketch too.
Now time for notes.
1.'pool' is pronounced 'puul', which is a reference to the swear word 'pula' (dick)
2.441.76 Euro or 480.21 American Dolars.
3.Nikita (real name Mihaela Ispas), known for the scandals she made in television shows (being paid to make them )
4.Word for poop
5.Forks.Used in romanian to 'rhyme' with the other german words.
6.Transilvanian version of 'O MY GOD'
7.He refers to farts.
8.gay male bottom in romanian (usualy used as bulangiu, but again, p comes from the swear word above)
9.Borsec, Queen of Mineral Waters.(brand of mineral water)
10.Diminutives for the names Elena and Maria.
11.Expresion to adress a woman (a bad one though )

I hope you liked our sketch and i hope that you will understand our sense of humour.
Till the next time
''Be smart and without fear, we salute you.''
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