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Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:10:02


Paugers
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TAKEN DOWN BY PAUGERS DUE TO RULES

Edited 2/21/2016 02:59:37
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:14:48


Paugers
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Expect a part 2 tomorrow and feel free to give tips on Bane's next partner.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:16:44


Darth Darth Binks
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What the actual fuck did I just read?
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:26:12


Lord Varys
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**** you!

OMG.... Paugers is ... is....
How.... how........ wtf....

I'm gonna go talk to Paugers main account.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:26:51


[WOLF] The Conservative
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My life.....is over...
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:28:04


Major General Smedley Butler
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I...... I can't even like what?
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:29:03


Paugers
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You have to admit, it's pretty well written atleast ;D
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:29:21


Catus Cauda
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What cancer is this?
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:31:05


Zephyrum 
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Why does this exist

But since it does, I am forced to comment...

"Yes, sir, I'm so sorry. I just got into a daze and started looking out the windows," as Bane explained himself he waved a orange juice bottle in his right hand, which the officer mistook for a gun.


Orange juice... I hope this was intentional, but here, there's a very well-known gay porn video that basically starts with a guy drinking orange juice. Don't ask.

Zephyrum looked into Bane's eyes and at that moment Bane noticed just how good looking he was. He had dark Hispanic skin and dark hair and eyes, physically fit and who doesn't like a man in uniform. Bane began feeling himself get turned on.


What the fuck.

I am white and I have blonde, golden freaking hair. The kind of shade and texture so damn good that makes Donald Trump's only amazing trait - his hair - look like shit. My hair cures cancer.

This wasn't normal. Bane had been raised as a good Christian boy, this was a sin like no other but he couldn't help it!


Probably the weirdest part about the text.

~~~

Characters: 5/10 (even if a fucked-up and very wrong form of myself and Bane, it's still me so five points)
Situation: 5/10 (as boring and cliche as possible. I'd probably have shot Bane on sight. But I guess fucking is good enough.)
Writing: 10/10 (if you use "C***", you're on the right path)

Final verdict: 6,666/10 would rape Bane again.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:33:46


Paugers
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Well Conservative told me your were Brazilian so I went off that XD
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:35:07


Catus Cauda
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Final verdict: 6,666/10 would rape Bane again.

It was not essentially rape, though.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:35:17


Zephyrum 
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He is right. But I'm not a latino. I have masterrace german ascendance. Wörk und panzer.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:35:58


[Wolf] Relmcheatham
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^ I can confirm, he his white and European.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:36:15


Lord Varys
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I need someone to find out who paugers is and give me a name and picture so I can use the Death Note :P

Cause this guy definitely deserves to die.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:37:32


Paugers
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Okay! I have the next scenario...

Bane meets his interviewer... Conservative. A small brunette not much more than 5'3 of Persian origin. Things get heated. TUNE IN TOMORROW.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:40:42


Major General Smedley Butler
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Fizzer deleting this would make up for Warzone.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:42:42


Paugers
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NOPE! I USED ****! It's has no cusswords (except when just an expression)
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:42:43


SirSalty
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I'm lost for words.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:43:44


Lord Varys
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Just don't do me.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:48:57


Major General Smedley Butler
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Obama needs to start WW3, end this.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:51:18


Lord Varys
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^^^

Warmongering... for a good cause.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:51:49


Blank
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Good banter
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:53:24


Zephyrum 
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This is exactly why we had so many mass murderers in history... They wanted to prevent this.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:54:28


SirSalty
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This monstrosity, euthanasia needs to be legalised so we can put this thread to sleep.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 02:58:33


Жұқтыру
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Bit 1: Crate.

This är war. I don't mean is, nor are, but är. It was in 1995, when Hell on Earth came to the small borough, in which Dog "the Fog" Pog lived in. He got out no weapons, as the sirens of the police cried, and the bloodshed began. This was the nightmare, mode, so he had to find a shotgun quick.

7 days before:

Darth Pog was at the training fort, in the south. It was winter, so it wasn't too sweaty, but too sweaty for sex before marriage, absolutely. It's always too sweaty.

Darth Pog hated winter. Stationed at Derbent, the sea was fine enough, but, nah, he didn't really like Derbent or the whole site, either. Anyhow, at this military camp, he basically showed what's what to some Dagestani trainees, and then went and did his own thing. He stole somebody's computer. It read

Begin it. A great change.

On further looking, he saw that this was owned by one of Kommandant Bug's troops, and they'd put him on No's ark to populate before marriage, which would be sinning and he would be damned to hell. Sinning for a noble purpose? Maybe. Banned to hell for all the afterlife? Not something Darth Pog could handle.

So he chose to throw away the computer, 2 metres away, just make sure it was really broken, and go wherever he wanted to go. He chose to go to the armoury, to look at some cool guns.

Now, says armoury, on the sign, but it's a pitiful excuse - they only had 4 guns for a show. They didn't even have any Pomgrenades. "THIS IS F------ING PITIFUL!" he shouted to the mate who was there, holding the arsenal gun show.

The bloke who showed the armoury was Very Sss. Very hated Darths's guts, but stayed calm, and sayed "That's Komandant Bug up there, watching your single f---ing word, that comes out of the plague-ridden mouth. Y'lucky I don't have the keys to No's Ark.". Komandant Bug then pulled out his silent revolver and shot Darth in the shoulder once. It hurt, but Darth felt he earned that shot, since he was making dissent and low morale in the great, God-blessed voyska.

Then, Darth ran through a simulation of what he's going to be up against in Belgium. Some Walloonian and Vlanderen extremist violent rebels here and there, don't shoot the Belgians and tourists, just the Walloons and Vlanderen, and yeah. No problem there, even with being shot in the shoulder. Then, Very Sss opened the cool, awesome private part of the armoury, but as Darth was going to take a gun to shoot Komandant Bug in a fit of sudden pain-induced rage, Very Sss punched Darth in the face with a flashbang.

Darth's unciounsness was bout in a crate, and shipped to the mountainside, where the Islamists had control.

End of Bit 1

Note: I'm going to actually brainstorm, make my own fanfiction, this will be great, I'tell you.

Edited 2/20/2016 03:03:24
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 03:03:47


Paugers
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Part 2 sneak peak: Bane slid his hand down Conservatives leg, sliding her thin leggings off and revealing a thong that didn't completely cover her continually growing wetter pussy.
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 03:04:23


[AOE] JaiBharat909
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Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 03:05:13


Lord Varys
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Conservative is male...
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 03:08:15


Blank
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She's a guy?!
Warlight... A fan-fiction part 1...: 2/20/2016 03:34:22


Empire of Kilos
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Wha....Why.... Come on mate... Why do you do this to us...
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