Someone who worships Jesus Christ is not a Christian.

Any Christians or folk who mistook themselves for Christians want to say something? Haha.

Edited 9/18/2016 05:00:01

^Christ was an evil alien. This explains his "miracles" and magic powers. I call him evil because in order to reach his "paradise", you must telepathically surrender your soul to his unquestioned authority, otherwise you spend forever in hell. He wanted to enslave us all and the glorious Romans stopped him!

Wow. That makes a helluva lot more sense than the Bee-blay

my 'parents' play with my butthole

Not verbatim, can't find where he said it from anymore.

stop exacerbating the islam.

special section for FROZENHEART, I really laughed out loud when he said this, some of this stuff. Maybe I have a crude kind of laugh.

WCT I WANT TO LICK YOU LIKE A DOG LICKS A SAUSAGE (someone really needed to say this)
DICK NOT LONG ENOUGH THO. SO SAD SO SO SAD
SHE ATE MY DICK
I LIVE IN NETHERLAND
I EAT FROG LEG FOR LUNCH
SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE PUSSY
GROSS THIS IS NIGGERLAND GO SIT IN THE NIGGER NOOSE (in answer to the Africa Ethnographic Map thread) (bonus: https://i.gyazo.com/ee9a553bb51d6a7c548e7dd345e56a46.gif)

Broke down laughing at this one.

FROZENHEART: KIKES GO GAS YOURSELVES
Tabby: Gas yourself with clean air!
FROZENHEART: fucking gay ass cat i want to throw you in a blender and feed u 2 my dog (lolololol)

Edited 9/19/2016 03:34:15

I have one that beats all:

I have to go to the douche