After his battle with the Felidae, Cheesus allowed his followers to stay at Mount Cuckold, as the Lord told Cheesus to venture to the Isles of the Cucklands. After 40 days, Cheesus arrived on their shores. There he was greeted by the king of the island, who said, "eat, traveler, for my halls are yours as long as you need." And so Cheesus stayed with the king for 7 days, and then set on his way, taking with him a gift of an African, whom the king said, was "An Ethiopian whose head is like a raisin".
Cheesus then went to the next isle, where he met the king. The king was displeased with Cheesus, and said, "STop with your curses and hate speech! This kingdom is fit only for my ideas, and yours are not mine. Leave our island, and give us reparations!"
Although invested with the power of our Lord and Flavor, Cheesus left the island and gave the king 30 pieces of gold.
Cheesus ventured to the third isle, where he was greeted by no king. Rather, Cheesus was taken to the king by soldiers who kicked their legs into the air, and spoke a tongue nobody could understand. With the infinite knowledge of our Lord and Flavor, Cheesus declared the father of the father of the father of one man was not blonde. Upon hearing this, chaos ensued, and Cheesus escaped, leaving his African gift to be free, upon which he was slain by the angry guards, who chanted "Go back to picking cotton!"
Finally, Cheesus traveled to the fourth island, and found a Hot Topic. Nobody lived on the island, for none of it's inhabitants had children. Cheesus supposed this was a curse for them fornicating with waifus and statuettes of horses.
And thus Cheesus returned to his followers, and told them all he had seen. And warned them to never go onto the forums again.