But only if you wear a lingerie.

The ability to recruit cats to fight with me against criminals.

But t turns out dogs were The criminals.

To be able to read really fast.

But only in Japanese.

The ability to have sex for 6 hours straight.

I love sex.

But once you leave they can resume.

Be able to explode and survive.

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But then you accidentally drown.

Shapeshifting.

But only in the night.

The ability to instantly make a woman wet.

But you're one of those retarded cats that thinks they're a dog and/or tries to control who reproduces.

The world's fastest typer.

Only when wearing a pantyhose.

The ability to have sex for 12 hours straight.

But only with 20 well-endowed black men.

The ability to time travel.

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but not to any time after 10,000 BC

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