| Should i kill my pet?: 4/23/2014 12:10:41 |
Belgian Gentleman
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Humans...
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| Should i kill my pet?: 4/23/2014 17:08:59 |
[REGL] Pooh 
Level 62
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Give it an education.
Google "guinea pigs learn astrophysics"
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| Should i kill my pet?: 4/25/2014 05:02:20 |
Col. Sandfurz
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If there might be some tad of truth to this:
1. You either have psychological problems or an allergy.
2. Find people to take care of it. Post in a local newspaper or look for a blackboard (university, pet shop...dunno?). Make sure poeple are ok in your book. Taking a bit of money might indicate people will care....might.
3. What kleinersteiner said - or bite off its head alive and chew it down raw and "alive" as it is. Film yourself while doing so, crawl along the floor and film it up side down so to make it seem as if you were climbing up a steep wall, get a kitchen knive, wrap the handle in orange(!) paracord, stick out your tongue a lot, roll your eyeballs from one side to the other and run around a lot, behave like having a short attention syndrome - in essence, mimic bear grylls as good as possible! Post all of that to you tube and sell it as badass online jungle survival lectures, try to get rich.Or popular at least, whatever that means nowadays (dont forget to scratch "made in china" to the knive and sell it for 60+ bucks!).
4. Guinea pigs might beat girls nowadays....but not sure. Probably depends on the circumstances. They might make better conversation partners.....guinea pigs, that is.
Good luck and take care!
Edited 4/25/2014 05:16:30
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| Should i kill my pet?: 4/25/2014 05:15:16 |
Col. Sandfurz
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Oh, and should there be truth to this (which i think the odds arent too great for that):
In any case get the pig out of the bathroom man. The moisture there will only help to let bacterias grow making the whole situation worse, it might get sick and now that might really stink.
There are other ways of fighting bad smells really (google for it and use "natural" or something as a search term, because you dont want to poison a possible future meal and all).
Just take it out there man....and if it stinks, all the better, the sooner you are forced to make decisions and change the situation.
(unbelievable i invested time on this, we western people are degenerated for sure)
o/
Edited 4/25/2014 05:54:20
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