alright, please enlighten me

Nope.

dear dead piggy,

what is the proper proportion of chiles per two avocados for the perfect guacamole? if i don't use enough, it tastes too bland, and too much and it's too spicy. can never get it just right!

thanks!

maybe Piggy should solve the query. Or are you going to answer "nope" for him? ;)

@billy walsh: for chiles use fifty times the mass of the 2 avocados. (So for example, if your avocados weigh 100g in total, use 5kg of chile and mix together.)

Then shove it down your throat in one massive gulp. :)

"Nope" is my childish answer to everybody who contradicts me, so yup, I'd answer "nope" to him too, despite my love for him...
By the way he is not good at all in cluster picking... (He knows what I mean D:)

Dear DX-Dragon,

Ah, the old triple-pick. I strongly recommend you don't use them despite the fact that people win with them all the time. Mainly because they don't let you practice your picking skills, and they will lead to losses much more often than wins against good players. I doubt purple anticipated the triple pick, he just wanted a piece of that sweet Scandinavian action.


However, if you just enjoy using them to mess about, but still want to win once in a while here are a few pointers.
1. rank the attractive bonuses highest.
2. make sure you triple pick a bonus you could get in the first turn with a bit of luck OR something large you will definitely get by the end of the 2nd turn.
3. make sure your other 2 picks are attractive bonuses, dont forget you will have to expand into these fast.
4. ideally a back up plan, so your picks will still be decent if you dont get either your 2nd or 3rd

Thanks for your question,
Piggy

By the way stop spamming this, because for a time someone came up with a nice idea, so I don't want to ruin it...

@ billy, I am a chef, and that is the kind of question I get asked all the time by my friends mums... Obviously all chilies have different amounts of capsaicin and I would recommend you put the seeds and white filament (the hottest parts) aside and brunoise the flesh. Then add the seeds and filament a little at a time until it is to your taste. Don't forget salt.

damn it, i was hoping you would answer just 'Nope' for a third time, which would end up meaning 'yes'.

Dear dead piggy

Do you happen to know how to solve probability through a venn diagram? I have a maths test tommorow!

Please help, your patient, faithful reader
Nike

sorry i meant tree diagram, not a venn diagram.

thanks!

sorry i meant tree diagram, not a venn diagram.

thanks!

Dealing with probability is like breathing to me, forcing me to use a diagram would be like putting me on an artificial lung, incredibly uncomfortable.

As far as I know you multiply all the probabilities along a branch to get the probability at the end of that branch.



I hope this works with gifs

Piggy piggy on the wall, who's the greatest 1v1 ladder player of them all?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y

tl;dw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PJzMHObabo

Dear piggy,

why does Trollussa even bother posting, if he thinks he is so above having a conversation with other people?

Your humble servant, x.

I am not above to piggy.

Dear Piggy why does x think of being "other people"?:(
I call this megalomany...
But I'm willing to know what you think about.

Your faithful reader, Trollussa.

dear piggy,

how come only three people on warlight can speak english and one of them uses the word 'mum'?

Dear piggy,

what the fuck did Trollussa just say?

Your noun-cowboy, x.

Indeed