Dear Yuri Hellovic Venderov,
I am just a concerned red panda that is worried that the capybara is infecting this forum and it must be stopped.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Capybaras are a horrific species of animal that should be exterminated from this earth.

You don't seem so cute any more, Nazi panda!

Dear x • apex,
1) How dare you insult me by comparing me to the ugly pokemon creatures, Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh were voted to be some of the ugliest regions in the universe.
2) As i originally said, i am learned in all subjects known to any species. Also anything that deals with the species Red Panda is very important.
3) "I was voted the second most adorable species in the universe"- Anti Capybara Red Panda Post at 10:47:17, "I was voted the second most adorable species in the universe"- Anti Capybara Red Panda Post at 10:49:32, i see no confusion here.
4) It has no name in the english language, it is from a galaxy very far away from here.
5) Hellbender is a 13 year old that tries to impress the female gender by using big words because he has nothing else going for him. He does not necessarily know what these words mean but he often uses them anyways.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear x • apex,
I do not understand why violent species cannot be cute? Are lions not majestic? while a lion is violent yet they are still majestic, red pandas are violent yet adorable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8SU2DH9tg just incase their is any debate about the adorableness of a red panda, watch that video.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

What that baby panda really is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6jCZfFk6GU

Actually, the neo-nazi who uploaded that video is kind of cute. I rescind my objections.

If you took all the red pandas in the world and mistreated them and ruined their appearance, would your species still be the second-cutest?

Dear x • apex,
Let me answer your question with another question, is the abused child no longer cute because his father beats him, or is he more cute because that adds the sympathy factor?
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear Red Panda,
When girls see me walking with my puppy, they swarm to me because my puppy is so cute. If i were to walk a red panda would more ladies come because red pandas are cuter than my puppy?
Sincerely CPU Ryan

Dear Red Panda,

What has gone wrong with the mind of all capybaras in the course of history? Were they destined to be the plague of the Earth? Were they fed false information along the way or infected by some terrible disease?

With gratitude,
ARC-77

Dear ♦CPU♦ Ryan,
A red panda would never submit to the will of a human being, we might force you to our will with our adorableness, and allow you to take us to our favorite feeding/mating spot as protection from lower animals. If a female human being saw this, she would suddenly fall in love with you for guarding such a noble species. It is very unlikely that any red panda would force you to protect them though because you have to many multi accounts, you or ♦CPU♦ Ryan2 or ♦CPU♦ Ryan3 could easily be the terrible capybara in disguise.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

Dear [M.C.]Arc-77,
Capybaras have not been infected by a disease, they are a disease to our planet. There hideous looks come from a curse a very long time ago. It is before human memory begins. The Great One Above made the capybara a beautiful animal,they were almost as cute as my own species, but as the capybaras pride grew, so did its stupidity. The capybaras pride became out of control and one day he claimed he was more beautiful than the Great One Above's mate, the Great One Above's wife heard this and cursed the capybara to an eternity of being the most hideous creature in the universe.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda

So does this mean a higher power exists? Also what does life on other planets look like?

Dear Red Panda,

I HATE walruses. But my best friend recently bought a pet walrus named Popo that has been eating my carrots. Now, I don't want to say anything negative about his walrus, because my friend LOVES walruses. But it drives me crazy whenever Popo opens the door to the fridge and gobbles down my carrots! Help!

Dear red panda since you are a speciest i think you will understand my hate of birds.In my community there is a group of birds that always hangs around where my group of friends do,at first we ignored them we allowed them on our turf(technically they were there first) however the birds start sometimes to get brave and shit on us literally and well i have been shat on more times than i want to remember, so dear red panda how am i going to get rid of the birds.We can't move because thats the best land in the area and we are prepared to fight those dirty birds for it.
A fellow speciest
Ironheart

Platypus, please stop trolling, dude. It's getting obnoxious, you obsessive racism towards walruses, which, BTW, ranked 29th on the list of cutest species in the universe, and 3rd in the cutest species on earth contest, beaten only by the Red Panda and the Salamander. Maybe you should quit Warlight and annoy other people, you hater!

Platypus, you are wrong - nobody opened my doors!

Exactly! He's just making this up, I'm sure.

Platypus keeps his carrots inside fridge? :| That can't be hygenic.

Or comfortable

Dear Readers,
I am sorry for my extended absence, my mate was having our litter and i decided that was more important than you. http://www.google.com/imgres?q=baby+red+pandas&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&tbo=d&rls=en&biw=1598&bih=846&tbm=isch&tbnid=_wMlBacdEV5tRM:&imgrefurl=http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/red%2520panda%3Fbefore%3D1337028459&docid=TlGPQe9Or8yAkM&imgurl=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40s8st1hs1qjzfymo1_500.jpg&w=471&h=500&ei=H9_UUKC8M-GuiQLk7YHQAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=227&sig=108678660852663261841&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=143&start=0&ndsp=40&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:174&tx=91&ty=90

Here is a link to my adorable babies. I will get to answering the questions you have posted immediately.
Your Adorable Friend,
Red Panda