Scotland: We want out
England: No you don't
Scotland: Yeah we do
England: Lol, yeah right
Scotland: We want out, look, 51%
England: FUCK! If you stay you can have some more stuff!
Scotland: I don't believe you
Scotland: Oh turns out I don't want to leave
England: Good, now I want some power and you have the Barnet Formula
Wales: No, fuck that!
England: Hmm, maybe, we'll see what we can do, what do you think Northern Ireland?
Northern Ireland: My situation is different.
England: Hmm, true
Wales: Where's our say?
Scotland: Shut up!
Isle of Man: Sorry, what's happening?