Question 12: WHY? AND DONT GIVE ME SOME BS HERE
"Why" is an overrated question in the world of gaming. We are all here to celebrate and perpetuate our addiction to an alternate reality, so the question of "why" should actually become, "why not?". And since "why not?" is a lot more liberal-minded than a simple "why?", perhaps one could say that no reason is necessary.
Question 13: I see what you're doing here. But can I sea the see?
Until "sea" becomes a verb, no. ;)