People always say, what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast.
I always tell'em, I like toast.

YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!

I get up in the morning about 6 AM.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam.
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot.
Push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast.

YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection.
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then if it pops too soon,
press down again, make toast.

YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!

When the first caveman drove in from the dregs.
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs.
Must've been a genius, got it in his head.
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread, make toast.

YEAH TOAST! YEAH TOAST!

Ou wi monsour bon jour concat
Ah uh croissant don vue ze va
Muarice Chevaliere, Eiffel Tower.
Ou wi muary baguette bon swa

FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST!
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Toast

I love French Toast

Cheers mate

BOO TOAST! BOO TOAST!