That, and the other countries where your heads are served on plates (mostly in Africa).

If the cold war never ended we wouldn't have global warming, because it would still be cold.

In America, you play Warlight.

In Soviet Russia, Warlight plays YOU!

In America, You get Picks 1, 2, 3.

In Soviet Russia, You get Picks 4, 5, 6.

In America, War is not taken lightly.

In Soviet Russia, War is Light.

In America, you play a Sanctions Card.

In Soviet Russia, you play a Sanctions Card, but the Sanctions Card has a negative value!

When you play Warlight in America, you order troops around.

In Soviet Russia, the troops order YOU around.

When you play Warlight in America, Armies are visible to you.

When you play Warlight in Soviet Russia, Armies are visible to you, but they are real armies spying on you.

In America, you can view a teammate's orders if they are commited.

In Soviet Russia, you can be committed if you see a teammate's orders.

In America, you can accept a surrender.

In Soviet Russia, Surrender Accepts YOU!

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In Warlight, you generally want to attack with twice as many armies as the defender has.

In Soviet Russia, twice as many armies as you have attack YOU!

In Warlight, you can spy on a player with a card.

In Soviet Russia, cards spy on the player.

In Warlight, you can play a free-for-all.

In Soviet Russia, you can play a free-for-none.

In Warlight, you can play in teams to conquer the world.

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia conquers the world.

In Warlight, you can transfer armies to a teammate.

In Soviet Russia, the army transfers you!

In Warlight, you can boot other players.

In Soviet Russia, other player's boot you!

In Warlight, you can vote to boot and vote to end.

In Soviet Russia, there is no voting.

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In Warlight, the rounding mode determines how many armies are killed when the result is not even.

In Soviet Russia, the army kills all and the results are never even.

In Warlight, your income is determined by how much land you control.

In Soviet Russia, the land you control belongs to Soviet Russia.

In Warlight, an Army Cap reduces your income.

In Soviet Russia, The Army Captain takes your income.