I have a serious drinking problem. Breakfast is a fifth of vodka. Lunch, another fifth of whiskey and for dinner a case of Busch light. Do you have any suggestions for different types of liquor i can substitute?

When you say a fifth, is it 1/5 of a litre or 1/5 of 700ml?
What’s causing you to drink for the entire day?
Is it your choice or an addiction?
Do you eat actual food?
Do you drink soft drinks (as a mixer doesn’t count)?

sounds like a problem will resolve itself shorty

in all seriousness, defeating alcoholism is very tough. try checking into a rehab if its taken over your life. "the healing place" is one of my favorite rehabs in america

try gin

@benyl Gin makes me drunk!

@DanWL I dont eat because I am always drinking

I've heard of this really good stuff called War Light

Darth, is it anything like mad dog 20/20? where do i buy it?

Edited 9/10/2023 12:21:25

Don't substitute, cut back. Eat actual meals. Cheaper to have food than it is to drink. Eat out less (if you drunkenly get a takeout).
Also, do you have income? No one would employ you if you drink all day everyday.

DanWl NO, i don't work I get a welfare check and a beg a little on the street corners, Its how I can afford to drink

Do you have any suggestions for different types of liquor i can substitute?

Looks like you go for stronger alcohol, so might as well throw in some rum and absinthe, maybe tequila too. Soju, sake, and baijiiu are pretty trendy these days, although I don't know if you'd like their flavor & proof, same goes for hard seltzers in place of the dinner beer.

Tbh there's a ton of variety you could get within just whisky and beer without needing to go for other alcohols. If you enjoy whiskey that much, might as well swap out that Busch Light for craft stouts. And if you're on that Tennessee/Kentucky border, I mean, you've definitely got a bunch of bourbon and rye whiskey to tide you over before you even have to start thinking about trying yogurt soju.

l4v.r excellent suggestions thank you!

Edited 9/11/2023 06:39:32

I've heard that coffee out of an old boot is pretty good

the only thing you should be drinking up is the grind my friend