Ok? So being black means that you cannot be racist? #LamestExcuseEver

Being descended from black people and white people means I cannot be racist against black or white people. The same goes for my Jewish relatives.

So if you're both a Russian and an American national, then you cannot be either anti-Russian or anti-American?

Dear god...


Ok everyone, lets remember PR.

Sorry, this guy was getting on my nerves. The point is that I'm neither racist nor homophobic.

Now, moving on... I want to create a loose group called the WAD (Warlighters Against Darklordio) Alliance consisting of volunteers from After_Dark, former Falcons who remain loyal, Wolves, the Poon Crew and anyone else who is anti-Darklord.

Haha, typical PR stunt. If confronted with an uncomfortable question, just change the subject!

Why won't you just leave us alone?

You're probably one of Darklordio's alts.

Not Darklordio. His previous name is [Wolf] Announcer.

*Praises Lawlz for that last comment a thousand times over* Also, Colonel, i've heard from several people it's YOUR fault your clan got wrecked.

That's a common rumour, but falsity. It's actually Thomas 663's fault.

Yep. He was giving too much rights.
Also, Thomas, tell us finally what were the people you gave the manager rights. I'd like to find the traitor but I can't as long I don't have the list.

I gave you the list

And why, oh why can't you spell my name correctly?

Does anyone here think my name is hard to spell?

I always spell your name correctly ^

Were called the Poon Squad colonel

I stand for the realm of Thomas. It is technically illegal for anyone to blame Thomas in the clan because that would mean treason, but all we can say is that Thomas made the mistake of giving manager rights to someone who was working against us.

My theory is that person was bribed by the Wolves into handing manager rights to them. The Wolves then methodically removed everyone who held any kind of position in the clan save two people. Originally this only included the cabinet so the highest person in the clan left was Flugmaour which immediately aroused suspicion that he was Darklordio's alt. This is a mistake. Flugmaour wasn't given manager rights. He was also later removed on suspicion of espionage.

Shortly afterwards we discovered that the President of the clan was an alt of a well known ally of the Falcons I cannot reveal his name here for security reasons. This person was immediately suspected of being the perpetrator due to his lack of communication and was exposed. He was actually working independently for us.

Then came Darklordio's disowning of the takeover. From intelligence sources close to Darklordio we can safely say that a conversation ensued between the perpetrators of the takeover and the leadership of the DARKLORDS which resulted in this disowning. This was unprecedented by the new Falcon leaders who had banked on Darklordio agreeing with them for their conspiracy to work. They were now themselves at risk of being caught as they knew that after we had checked Darklordio off of our list the light would be turned on them.

Credit to Death for figuring out most of the connections some of which have already been revealed...

Operation Bacon = Level 4. Plays from Nevada. Previously named rick1. (Alt of Rick of the Wolves).

Mathyas = Level 5. Plays from West Virginia. Previously named Michael the Greatness. (Alt of Michael the Great of the Wolves)

Antari = Level 1. Plays from Britain. No previous names. Could either be the alt of Darklordio or Sleepybear of the Wolves.

BONE = Level 11. Plays from New Jersey. Previously named shyb2. Former ambassador from the Wolves. Known by admission to be alt of Shyb of the Wolves. Never removed.

Kaylifur = Level 15. Plays from South Carolina. No previous names. Suspected alt of Semicedevine.


...the evidence keeps pouring in.

Notice the silent approval.
Wolves, it was you all along.

Silent because everyone is busy ignoring you

Silent because everyone is busy ignoring you

^ Excepting you right?