Because of your icon? And general immaturity?

In sexual terms, too immature?

To be fair, we're talking about an Android app here. If you're complaining about immaturity, you probably take life WAY too seriously.

In any case Rick, your boot percentage is low enough to qualify, so if you get off your high horse and decide you want to actually have fun playing Warlight, shoot me a message and I'll add you to the squad. Poon on brother.

It's a net game for PC first, not an app...

I've said this before, I'm pretty sure most of us use the app and only use the site for forums. I always assumed the site came after.

I always use the PC not sure about others.
Also, I'm pretty sure the net game was BEFORE the app.

@Rick, private message me.

I originally found this game by typing "risk board game" in the app store. It was only about a month later that I realised an online version existed.

I personally prefer the app than the website, its way more intuitive

I've just realised what this thread actually means...

Rick is referring to his experiences in the Wolves in every sentence:

"Hi, I am looking for a clan that is willing to take me in but I want them to be honest, not lie to me, and keep me informed. I am looking for a newer clan that I can help build as I can help instal a strong government and mini offices in the said clan. If anyone is looking to start a clan I cannot give 15 dollars but I am willing to help found it. If you would allow me to join can you please PM me as I have to go to bed. Three clans I will not join though are the wolves, Poon, and maybe the falcons but they do not trust me as it is so most likely no."

Which translates as:

Hi, I was booted from the Wolves because I exposed them as dishonest and liars who held secret operations to attack other clans with no regard for moral correctness. It is an old clan with no strong government, offices or structure to mention of.


Rick, we sympathise with you and I trust you more than the Wolves ever did. I will also not disclose the specifics of your ejection from the Wolves for your own benefits.

TO ACTUALLY RESPOND TO POOR RICK, WHO YOU ALL IGNORED:

GRIDLOCK would love to have you. While we do not have actual officerships, high ranked players do have some say in decisions. We are relatively small at the moment, because we are very restrictive with our recruiting. We play mostly Diplomacy games, but a few team and ffa games (Not a lot). Mail me if you're interested.

I inform you he left on his own ..... he is my friend and it saddens me he left .... he was never booted but if he was it was semice's hand who did it

Poon Squad sounds like way more fun than make believe politics. I mean, it's one thing to play pretend in a diplo game...but outside of a game I wouldn't want to have to answer to cyberkings.

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No one booted Rick, jeez. @Dick.Vain We use real politics, not made up

You govern your clan with REAL politics??? It's not just pretend??? Ooooh...this hurts my soul. :'( <-----evidence of hurting soul.

Uh, yes. We use real politics, making our own is just weird.

Well wait...I guess we do have made up politics....the leader is forever unless he/she gives leadership to another. We have war fleets...but it's a Democracy, where the people can vote....I don't even know, it's weird

It sounds weird. But I'm curious as to what enjoyment y'all get out of ruling over each other and making a play at bureaucracy? And how does that even realistically function being it's all done in the context this Risk-like game? How do y'all deal with butthurt and drama?

Lol, drama is "eh". We all do that so everyone is good on that part. Although Skourby goes a bit far -.- As for the other question, we have a court for that. If people go too far, we send them to court where the High Judge and LC vote on what to do with the accused

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

If rick knew the truth colonial why wouldn't he expose it?